Serious non-troll question:
Aaron Rodgers or Tyrod Taylor?
Aaron Rodgers is hurt, may or may not even play, and if he does play, may be limited in mobility against an aggressive Vikings pass rush and stout defense which held Jimmy GQ to 260 yards, a TD and 3 picks (including a pick 6). There is a chance that during a sack the moderate sprain gets aggravated and he's out after less than a full game as well.
Tyrod Taylor is against a Saints Defense which last week made Ryan Fitzpatrick (Ryan Fitzpatrick!) the highest scoring fantasy asset at any position, allowing 417 yards and 4 TDs with not a single Int, he has no injury concerns, and he's on the other side of Drew Brees, which means another shootout is likely.
In my opinion Rodgers has a slightly higher ceiling this week than Taylor, but Taylor has a Much higher floor. This would not even be a question were it not for the injury, I drafted only Rodgers at QB for a reason, but as much as the injury might be getting hyped up just so they can continue fellating Rodgers after he wins in spite of it this week, if it's legitimate the impact it has on a mobile QB is real and this thing could take an ugly turn fast.