Anybody Know Any Good Jokes?

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A woman walks out of the shower, winks at her boyfriend, and says, "Honey, I shaved myself down there. Do you know what that means?" The boyfriend says, "Yeah, it means the drain is clogged again."
 
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Dr, Miller was a gall bladder surgeon. He removed a gall bladder most every morning at Mass General, beginning at 7 AM done by 11:00. He would then change up and head out for his pre-lunch beverage.

The Bartender at the Harvard gardens, right across Cambridge street from MGH knew he was like clockwork and would arrive at 11:30 for his Almond Daiqueri. One Tuesday, as he prepared to make the Dr.'s drink he noticed they were all out of almonds. Oh hell he said, but looking around he found a small bag of Hickory nuts. That'll do he said, went to work preparing the drink and set it on the Bar at the Dr's regular stool just as he came through the door. After his first sip, the Doctor made a distressed face and said what the hell is this?

Oh sorry, said the bartender, we ran out of Almonds, thats a Hickory Daiquiri, Doc.
 
Dr, Miller was a gall bladder surgeon. He removed a gall bladder most every morning at Mass General, beginning at 7 AM done by 11:00. He would then change up and head out for his pre-lunch beverage.

The Bartender at the Harvard gardens, right across Cambridge street from MGH knew he was like clockwork and would arrive at 11:30 for his Almond Daiqueri. One Tuesday, as he prepared to make the Dr.'s drink he noticed they were all out of almonds. Oh hell he said, but looking around he found a small bag of Hickory nuts. That'll do he said, went to work preparing the drink and set it on the Bar at the Dr's regular stool just as he came through the door. After his first sip, the Doctor made a distressed face and said what the hell is this?

Oh sorry, said the bartender, we ran out of Almonds, thats a Hickory Daiquiri, Doc.
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Dr, Miller was a gall bladder surgeon. He removed a gall bladder most every morning at Mass General, beginning at 7 AM done by 11:00. He would then change up and head out for his pre-lunch beverage.

The Bartender at the Harvard gardens, right across Cambridge street from MGH knew he was like clockwork and would arrive at 11:30 for his Almond Daiqueri. One Tuesday, as he prepared to make the Dr.'s drink he noticed they were all out of almonds. Oh hell he said, but looking around he found a small bag of Hickory nuts. That'll do he said, went to work preparing the drink and set it on the Bar at the Dr's regular stool just as he came through the door. After his first sip, the Doctor made a distressed face and said what the hell is this?

Oh sorry, said the bartender, we ran out of Almonds, thats a Hickory Daiquiri, Doc.
That's nuts...
 
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