Anybody Know Any Good Jokes?

A man walks into a bar or and tosses his briefcase on to the bar. He opens the case and pulls out a tiny piano and a little man to play it.
The bartender is gob smacked, "Holy cow, where did you get this?"
The man says "I have a little genie in my pocket. You can ask for anything."
Bartender; "Really?"
Man; "Go right ahead."
Bartender "I wish for a million bucks."
Instantly, there's a million ducks in the bar. Bartender says "Hey, what's this all about, I said bucks on not ducks."

Man says " Well, you didn't think I wished for a 14" pianist, did you?"
 
A man walks into a bar or and tosses his briefcase on to the bar. He opens the case and pulls out a tiny piano and a little man to play it.
The bartender is gob smacked, "Holy cow, where did you get this?"
The man says "I have a little genie in my pocket. You can ask for anything."
Bartender; "Really?"
Man; "Go right ahead."
Bartender "I wish for a million bucks."
Instantly, there's a million ducks in the bar. Bartender says "Hey, what's this all about, I said bucks on not ducks."

Man says " Well, you didn't think I wished for a 14" pianist, did you?"
Genie needs a hearing aid...
 
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