Little Tommy’s mother takes him to go see Santa at Christmas time. Santa asks Tommy, “What would you like for Christmas?”.
Tommy looks Santa in the eye and says, “Listen, I’ve been a good boy all year. All I want is a train set. Nothing more, nothing less, just a train set!”. Santa looks over at his mom who gives an approving nod, so Santa tells Tommy he will get a train set for Christmas.
Christmas Eve comes and Tommy’s mom and dad take the time to set the train up around the Christmas tree. On Christmas morning, Tommy comes down the stairs and sees the train, and that’s all he’ll play with.
The train comes around the tree and as it pulls into the station, little Tommy says, “anyone getting on the fucking train, get the fuck on. Anyone getting off the train, get the fuck off!”.
The father tells Tommy, “you can not talk like that. If you do it again, you’ll be sent to your room!”.
Once again, the train comes around the tree and pulls into the station and Tommy exclaims, “Of you’re getting on the train, get the fuck on. If you’re getting off the train, get the fuck off!”.
Both parents shocked, mom tells Tommy that he is to go to his room and think about why it’s wrong to use foul language. About 2 hours go by and his mom is in the kitchen making lunch. Tommy comes down and apologizes to his mom and says he understands why he can’t use the “F” word. The mother tells Tommy he can go use his training again.
The mother is listening as the train comes around the tree and pulls into the station. She hears Tommy say, “Thank you everyone for riding on Tommy’s railroad. Please, any of our fine passengers seeking to exit the train, do so now. Anyone getting on the train please feel free to come aboard. And if you’re wondering why we’re 2 hours late, ask the goddamn bitch in the kitchen!”.