Most pigs masturbated in a lifetime?

:shrug:

Works for me. The problem is, I HOPE he's the only guy on this board who has jaggedoff a pig. Therefore, if he did he once, he wins by default. I think we should crown him the "Proud Prince of Pig Penile Proliferation"
 
I'm new here and just wanted to let you know that the next time you eat that pork chop, well, I'm probably the one that jerked off that boar and inseminated that sow to make that for you and , well, after the Chiefs hand you that big loss sunday you'll still be able to go to the fridge and pull out your sausage thanks to me!

What a malaka...



:D
 
Ok' Losers , It's Sunday morning, I'm here at work grinding feed , I've got 12 ton of feed to make and get in the bins before the game, I understand that it's gonna be a wet and windy day there. At least you will have a good excuse after your team goes down. Our punter is gonna be ferocious. I expect your punt returner will have at least 3 fumbles. That's right! May the semen from a thousand boars flood your stadium!!!!!!!!! Go Chiefs!!!!!!!!!!
 
Ok' Losers , It's Sunday morning, I'm here at work grinding feed , I've got 12 ton of feed to make and get in the bins before the game, I understand that it's gonna be a wet and windy day there. At least you will have a good excuse after your team goes down. Our punter is gonna be ferocious. I expect your punt returner will have at least 3 fumbles. That's right! May the semen from a thousand boars flood your stadium!!!!!!!!! Go Chiefs!!!!!!!!!!

Welcome back friend :wave:
 
Ok' Losers , It's Sunday morning, I'm here at work grinding feed , I've got 12 ton of feed to make and get in the bins before the game, I understand that it's gonna be a wet and windy day there. At least you will have a good excuse after your team goes down. Our punter is gonna be ferocious. I expect your punt returner will have at least 3 fumbles. That's right! May the semen from a thousand boars flood your stadium!!!!!!!!! Go Chiefs!!!!!!!!!!

I'm sure this will be close to your last post, so enjoy the game. I got you pegged for the type that disappears after the beat-down.
 
I'm sure this will be close to your last post, so enjoy the game. I got you pegged for the type that disappears after the beat-down.


I'll be back to rub salt in your wounds or take my lumps. :party:I have learned from years of Boar masturbation that you've got to take the bad with the good.
 
Ok' Losers , It's Sunday morning, I'm here at work grinding feed , I've got 12 ton of feed to make and get in the bins before the game, I understand that it's gonna be a wet and windy day there. At least you will have a good excuse after your team goes down. Our punter is gonna be ferocious. I expect your punt returner will have at least 3 fumbles. That's right! May the semen from a thousand boars flood your stadium!!!!!!!!! Go Chiefs!!!!!!!!!!

It's a sunny day
 
ROFLROFL

I hope Hogfarmer stays. I love the Chiefs fans.
 
I won't be around the computer this afternoon, but I'll check in Monday when I'm done wacking off!
hey, do what ya do best! and btw? This will be my last response to you. I don't suffer fools too well. BU BYE :peace:<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/w7CclVneVpw&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/w7CclVneVpw&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>
 
Hey, that reminds me, when I was young my father was a zoo veternarian , me and my brother would sneak in at night and turn the monkeys in with geese. the monkeys would have their way with them just like the way the Chiefs are gonna have their way with Brady. I really don't expect Brady will survive the 1st qtr. Our D-line is huge. Nothing like last year.


WOW! My condolences! At least you HAD a quarterback!:poke:


Look at the bright side. At least now you will know if Cassel is as good now as he was in High School!
 
If the Pats can still win most of the division games, they have a shot @ the playoffs. Once this happens, who knows where it can lead. How about your Chiefs? Got enough talent?
 
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