Today, I finally worked up the courage to talk to this hot guy in my law school contracts class. His response? "I'm no fashion expert, but I don't think you're supposed to wear purple underwear with white pants. Not that it matters, though, because your zipper is wide open." FML
Dude. ****ing wonderful tailgate pics your bud posted on FB. I tell you here because I don't want them to know I am a stalker, lol. No shit, I almost teared up looking at those. To share that, throughout the decades, with the ones you love the most is something that could never be surpassed or forgotten. I guess you guys knew from a young age where you would go. Sweet deal.