Az lonng az yoo teech hur gud speling, she shuld be fine. o
(Actually, I have found that having a good command of English has been a big advantage in my long life and have inwardly thanked Prof. Mom for her tutelage more than once applying for jobs, etc. READING!! Yeah, that's the ticket!! )
Could have been worse: my mom was an English professor! I got grammar and vocabulary for breakfast every morning. (Sometimes agonizing, sometimes hilarious to read the mangling of our mother tongue on these boards - LOL)
Too bad your wit may go unappreciated around here as few know what "offal" is (as I found out with a haggis joke) and even fewer know "heart-rending" from heart "rendering" Good one tho!
It's pretty clear, sometimes a little yellowish. No deep yellow. Our boy mostly cries when he's being changed. After he pees he'll just let you know it's there by giving out some grumpy coos. I'm not worried today, he's only at 11 since midnight.