I don't know if any of these guys can play, but they have some pretty good names:
Seppo Evwaraye OT - Nebraska
Joe Klopfenstein - OG - Colorado
Jeroid Void - RB - Purdue
Frostee Rucker - DE - USC
Chris Gocong - DE - Cal Poly
Parys Haralson - DE - Tennesee {sounds too French or possibly gay for...