not a sex thread

:***: :suicide: A brand new two hour Futurama, featuring our own Bender :thwak: in new lows of thievery, crash lands on the Comedy channel Sunday 8 p.m. Eastern. :banghead:

I had almost 10k zombie cash and now I have 0....what gives?

THIS IS NOT A SEX THREAD. What is your nickname? I will go first and say Jessiepoopoo is my nickname. My dad started calling me that when I was a baby and now a lot of family and friends call me that. I guess I'm stuck with it. I really don't like it. It's kinda embarassing. :thwak:

I have noticed that we have a few posters who have gone missing. Why did I notice this? I have no idea. If I were missing I wouldn't notice it. So if I noticed some are missing there must be others. We may never find out if this thread gets hijacked and turned into a sex thread. Then again...

I would like to have scheduled "social hours" for me and any Planeteers that might be interested in playing the new Casino Planet Hold'em. I would like very much to bust my fellow Planeteers, but there is never an opportunity to play others. I was thinking that it would be nice to set...

Anybody have any memorable tv commercials, particularly of the home-made variety that they remember? The chees(e)y classics that make you smile?

Anyone else believe Jarrad actually lost 245 LBS from eating subway sandwiches? :shrug: That commercial makes me :Eason: Maybe from prolonged colon cleansing but not them dam sandwiches. :confused:

In a very toned down way, of course!>)

Aphids, also known as plant lice, are minute plant-feeding insects. Plant Lice, the plant version of similar things found on humans, such as Body Lice, and Pubic Lice, they feed on hundred of specied of plant life. While aphids often go unnoticed, their waste, called honeydew, is more...

Social Stigma or Everyman's Everyday Effluence? I report, you decide http://boogerz.blogspot.com/ Note: be sure to scroll down for the whimsical section entitled "I'm back -- with boogers!"

News of the Weird This is the most bizarre thing I've ever heard. Talk about colon cleansing. Woman sits on boyfriend's toilet for 2 years Girlfriend was physically stuck to the seat — her skin had grown around it NESS CITY, Kan. - Deputies said a woman in western Kansas sat on her...

:Eason: http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=83c0acdf93 This is not good. Those little f'rs look terrible.

I'm just wondering if anyone has switched to Verizon service, how exactly did you manage to make that happen? Their website doesn't seem to have a number I can call to talk to a person, and I can't seem to "log-in" because I'm a Verizon phone customer but they think my phone number is already...

Okay, on Monday I started using a colon cleanser that's a 30 day system. 3 dyas in and it's starting to...um..."kick in" anybody done this before?

Before I go anywhere I wanna be the first to wish my planet daddy a VERY HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!! haha look it even says daddyooooooo :) xoxo to you on your day! wuv you!

I haven't posted here since around noon on February 3rd (I think it was a Sunday). Have I missed anything?

No...not that kind of intimate, pervs. And not Arizona the stripper, either. We're talking about the State here. Annihilus gets to start working from home this coming fall and is packing up his sh!t and moving to the Southwest U.S. with the little woman for some good warm livin'. We've always...

There are a lot of ugly animals out there, but that's not what this thread is about. What is the cutest animal you've ever seen, and how cute was it, where were you at, etc? Discuss

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We've never been big fans of censorship here, but I think lately some threads are getting just a little too graphic. This request is not in direct response to the topic yesterday, but just a reaction to the general direction the board has been heading. I'm all for adult discussions and adult...