A beautiful, totally naked woman hopped in a cab, 894 oak st she said. the cabbie adjusted the rearview and was staring at her intensely, Whats the matter she said, never seen a naked lady?
No, not that, he said, just looking for the money,
A man in his early nineties, wearing his best sports coat and tie makes his way into a bar. Finds his stool at the bar and orders his drink. Moments later, a well dressed woman in her late eighties enters the same bar and sits next to the gentleman. She orders her drink. There is a bit of silence as she waits for her drink. After her first sip of her drink, the gentleman leans over and asks her "Do you know if I come here often?"