AnOldTroll
Russel brand
Not really a joke but I was ROFL when I came across it. Sorry MM's
Edit: eek, I should have used a different verb.
Edit: eek, I should have used a different verb.
Jesus says to st peter and st paul "Lets catch Saturday nite Mass. I've a great 6 AM tee time on Sunday. So they all showed up ready to hit the links when God showed up. "I knew you'd me need me for a foursome. I know everything."
And what could they say?
So Paul steps up and its a nice clean drive right down the middle 220 yds.
Peter drives it 250 Yds down the left fairway with a perfect angle to the Pin.
It's a 320 yd par 4, And Jesus, a big strapping carpenter, Cranks it 295 yds to the front of the green. He's deadly with his close game, its virtually a guaranteed up then in for the birdie.
God steps up. Tops the ball. It ricles down the front of the slightly raised tee.
Just then,
Out comes a rabbit, picks up Gods ball and heads off straight up the fairway.
Just then
A Golden Eagle swoops down grabs the rabbit and continues up the fairway.
Just then
Out of the heavens shoots a bolt of lightening which strikes the eagle, who drops the rabbit who lands on the green where the ball pops out of his mouth and rolls straight into the cup
Jesus turns to God and says, "Dad, you gonna fuck around or play golf?
What's the difference between a pimple and a catholic priest?
One of them waits until you hit puberty to come on your face.
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