Anybody Know Any Good Jokes?

[Big/Sky/Fly]

There's one thing that women want most in the bedroom...all of the closet space.

 

[BostonTim]

an ancient measure of length, approximately equal to the length of a forearm. It was typically about 18 inches or 44 cm, though there was a long cubit of about 21 inches or 52 cm.

Here''s where I was coming from.


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bputeFGXEjA

 

[foobahl]

Here''s where I was coming from.


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bputeFGXEjA

How long can you tread water. Classic.

 

[patswin]

 

[BostonTim]

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[Big/Sky/Fly]

 

[HSanders]

 

[HSanders]

 

[HSanders]

 

[foobahl]

View: https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/rabes9/my_co_workers_cant_stand_working_with_me_at_the/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3

 

[patsRmyboys]

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Why am I laughing my ass off at that? Sitting in my office at work and just busted out laughing...

 

[BostonTim]

Pi r round, Cornbread r Square.

 

[BostonTim]

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas.

But if the white runs out, I'm good with the red.

Cheers

 

[INPatFan]

Two brothers, Robert and James Cox, went to town to do some errands. James had to go to the hardware store and Robert had banking to do. They agreed to meet back up in 45 minutes. Well, James arrived a little late at the meeting spot but there was no Robert. James noticed a barber shop next door and figured Robert may have gone to get a haircut. James ducked his head in the door and asked, "Bob Cox here?" The barber replied, "No, we only cut hair."

 

[spacecrime]

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas.

But if the white runs out, I'm good with the red.

Cheers

Perhaps a bottle of rose instead....

 

[imapig]

Log into Facebook

Log into Facebook to start sharing and connecting with your friends, family, and people you know.

l.facebook.com

Father of the year.

 

[HSanders]

Log into Facebook

Log into Facebook to start sharing and connecting with your friends, family, and people you know.

l.facebook.com

Father of the year.

can't look without logging in to facebook.

 

[BostonTim]

can't look without logging in to facebook.

Ditto and not doing that. Laughing anyhow, just in case.

Cheers

 

[imapig]

can't look without logging in to facebook.

Ditto and not doing that. Laughing anyhow, just in case.

Cheers

A father dressed up like a Scrooge and came barging in through the front door of his home and his five-year-old son and three-year-old daughter got terrified while he’s stealing the Christmas socks off the mantle. Lol

 

[foobahl]

A father dressed up like a Scrooge and came barging in through the front door of his home and his five-year-old son and three-year-old daughter got terrified while he’s stealing the Christmas socks off the mantle. Lol

The Grinch, and it was funny. Life goals.