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Big/Sky/Fly

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I told my daughter that I saw a deer on the way to work this morning. She asked me...
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“How do you know it was on it’s way to work?”
Because your headlights were on... :coffee:
 

BostonTim

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I'd sooner have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal labotomy. 🤷
 

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OoF
 

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Hawg73

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HOME COVID TEST

1. Open a can of beer and try to smell it.
2. If you can smell the beer, drink it to see if you can taste it.
3. If you can taste it and smell it, this confirms that you don't have Covid.

Last night, I did the test 19 times and all were negative. Tonight, I am going to do the test
again because this morning I woke up with a headache and felt like I might be coming down
with something.

I'm so nervous.
 
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