Guy walks into a bar with a briefcase looks a bit bewildered, sits down at the bar, orders a shot. While the bartender is pouring his shot, the guy opens his briefcase, and a guy a foot tall climbs out, walks over to the piano, and starts playing it beautifully.... the bartender watching all this, asks the guy,"ok, what the yell is that all about?"
The guy just says "don't ask, you don't wanna know, another shot please."
Bartender says "tell ya what, shot is on the house if you explain that"
Guy says" ok, all i'll say is that it's related to this really messed up genie bottle I found, that's all you really need to know"
Bartender, gives him his shot and asks if he can try the genie bottle....
Guy says "I told you, it's messed up! You really don't want to try it trust me"
Bartender says "Drinks on the house all night if you let me try"
Guy says "Ok have at it, but remember I warned you"
So the bartender grabs the genie bottle, goes into the back room, and comes running out 1/2 minute later being chased by hundreds of ducks....
He tosses the bottle back at the guy and says "Jesus you're right, that is one messed up genie bottle! I wished for a thousand bucks, and got a thousand ducks!"
The guy says "I told ya! What do you think I wished for? A 12 inch pianist?"