Anybody Know Any Good Jokes?

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This one's long but more direct.

Quasi moto lived in a village and it was his job to ring the bell for church every sunday, but he was looking to retire so he put an ad in the paper.
Next day he heard a knock at the door, He climbed down the tower steps and opened the door.
Guy said I'm here about the job.
So they climbed the tower steps, but instead of grabbing the cord and ringing the bell the guy launched himself face first smashing his face into the bell, the bell went swing out producing a beautiful tone all over the valley but the bell came swinging back smashing the man in the face knocking him over the wall to his death.
Quasi was horrified ,he climbed down the tower steps just as a policeman arrived.
The policeman asked who is this, do you know his name ?
Quasi replied, "I don't know his name but his face rings a bell".....

Next day there was a knock at the door,
Quasi climbed down the tower steps and opened the door to find the same man there.
The man said no, that was my brother, But I'm much smarter than he was, I know to get out of the way of the bell.
While not thrilled with the prospect , quasi reluctantly agreed to give the man a chance.
they climbed the tower steps and the man just as his brother had done launched himself face first into the bell, which swung out producing a beautiful tone all over the valley as the bell came swinging back the man jumped out of the way.

I'm retiring in two weeks so you can have the job on an temporary basis and if all goes well the jobs yours quasi said.
All went well for two weeks, and It became time for quasi's retirement party.
The man Imbibed perhaps more than he should of.
In the morning he staggered up the tower steps smashing his face into the bell which swung out producing a beautiful sound all over the valley
the bell came swing back as the man just stood there, the bell smashed into his face knocking him off the tower to his doom.
quasi and a policeman arrived just in time to see it.
The policeman asked do you know this guys name?
Quasi replied I don't know his name "but he's a dead ringer for his brother "
 
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