Anybody Know Any Good Jokes?

A nun and a priest go for a hike. They run out of sunlight and the weather turns cold. Are able to find shelter in a cabin.
Luckily there are two beds and settle down to sleep. After 10 minutes the nun says she's cold. The priest gets up and finds another blanket, tucks her in.
Ten minutes later, same thing. Priest finds a blanket.
Then a third time the nun says she's cold. The priest says "Sister, I know we are in a tough situation. Is it ok for one night, in this situation to pretend we are married?
Sister says "Of course Father, that would be great".
The priest says 'Then get your own damn blanket".
 
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