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Wenglish Pat said:
Here's a joke for you... We scrimp and scrape on 1million here and there... then following 6 years of not doing anything;
the Patriots still find ways of justifying keeping Matthew Slatter on the roster. Why??? There has to be a punch line!!!
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I think that the punch line is "then following 6 years of not doing anything" :lol: :ROFLMAO::rofl::smilies-11117:
 
Wenglish Pat said:
Here's a joke for you... We scrimp and scrape on 1million here and there... then following 6 years of not doing anything;
the Patriots still find ways of justifying keeping Matthew Slatter on the roster. Why??? There has to be a punch line!!!
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:ROFLMAO: :lol: :clap: I love posts that are unintentionally funny.
 
A guy checks into a hotel and in the night stand was a bible. Inside it was a message that says if you are an alcoholic or think you might have a drinking problem, call this number. The guy calls the number, it was a liquor store.
 
Coltsfan2theend said:
A guy checks into a hotel and in the night stand was a bible. Inside it was a message that says if you are an alcoholic or think you might have a drinking problem, call this number. The guy calls the number, it was a liquor store.
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Heh. I was driving through Tennessee and there was a huge billboard that read "Nobody likes a quitter." It was for a distillery nearby.
 
Wenglish Pat said:
Here's a joke for you... We scrimp and scrape on 1million here and there... then following 6 years of not doing anything;
the Patriots still find ways of justifying keeping Matthew Slatter on the roster. Why??? There has to be a punch line!!!
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You must be kidding, Slater is the beating heart of that team. Have you ever seen a post-game locker room clip Not to mention, watch just about any special teams play and you'll answer your own question. You can't be more than 10 yo to even ask that question.:huh:
 
Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit.

Wisdom is not putting it in the fruit salad.

(Not really a joke, but amusing nonetheless.)
 
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Kporter Jr has asked :goodell-icon: to take his case and punish him with all he's got.
 
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