Anybody Know Any Good Jokes?

[BostonTim]

Ever wonder where homeless people have 90 % of their accidents?

 

[Flagg the Wanderer]

Ever wonder where homeless people have 90 % of their accidents?

They're just that much safer.

 

[BostonTim]

A nervous man walked into a hard-core bikers bar and timidly asked Does one of you happen to own that huge Rottweiler tied up out front? I do said a giant mean looking biker, what's it to you?

Well said the man, I think my chihuahua just killed him. The biker started laughing and said, how is that even possible?

And the man said, I think my dog got stuck in his throat.

 

[spacecrime]

A nervous man walked into a hard-core bikers bar and timidly asked Does one of you happen to own that huge Rottweiler tied up out front? I do said a giant mean looking biker, what's it to you?

Well said the man, I think my chihuahua just killed him. The biker started laughing and said, how is that even possible?

And the man said, I think my dog got stuck in his throat.

Now, the title of this thread does say GOOD jokes, does it not?

 

[foobahl]

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