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OK, not sure who did the transcript, but I think they mean shudder not shutter.
Anybody Know Any Good Jokes?
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imapig
Fat lunchbox motherfucker.
So I woke up and my dog is laying on the back patio covered in dirt with a rabbit in his mouth. The rabbit's not bloody, just dirty. My neighbor's kids raise blue ribbon rabbits. I instantly knew it was one of theirs. 
I took the rabbit away from my dog, rushed inside, and washed all the dirt off it before my neighbors could come home. It was stiff but I heard some animals play dead when they are afraid but I couldn't remember which ones. I took it and placed it back in one of the cages in their back yard then I ZOOMED back home. (Don't judge me
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Not 30 minutes later I hear my neighbors screaming so I go out and ask them what's wrong? They tell me their rabbit died three days ago and they buried it but now it's back in the cage.
(Credit David Attenborough )
I took the rabbit away from my dog, rushed inside, and washed all the dirt off it before my neighbors could come home. It was stiff but I heard some animals play dead when they are afraid but I couldn't remember which ones. I took it and placed it back in one of the cages in their back yard then I ZOOMED back home. (Don't judge me
)Not 30 minutes later I hear my neighbors screaming so I go out and ask them what's wrong? They tell me their rabbit died three days ago and they buried it but now it's back in the cage.
(Credit David Attenborough )
TipRoast
Be not simply good - be good for something.
"I'm very attractive" said Venus de Milo, disarmingly.
"Where's my watch?" asked Captain Hook, offhandedly.
"Get lost, Toto!" said the Tinman, heartlessly.
"Where's my watch?" asked Captain Hook, offhandedly.
"Get lost, Toto!" said the Tinman, heartlessly.
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Turn out the lights, the party's over.
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The Pats, oh wait, they’re bad.
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C'mon their not that good
TipRoast
Be not simply good - be good for something.
Yesterday I went to the store and bought a banana, two apples, and a small yogurt.
As I was checking out, the cashier said to me: "You must be single."
I said, "Wow, how did you know that?"
She said: "Because you're ugly."
As I was checking out, the cashier said to me: "You must be single."
I said, "Wow, how did you know that?"
She said: "Because you're ugly."
TipRoast
Be not simply good - be good for something.
Did you hear that Mary Poppins has stopped wearing lipstick when giving head?
Apparently, the super color fragile lipstick makes the dicks atrocious.
Apparently, the super color fragile lipstick makes the dicks atrocious.
imapig
Fat lunchbox motherfucker.
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I just came in from outdoors, and said: "It's really nice outside right now."
Mrs. TR: "It is really nice outside."
Me: "I just said that."
Mrs. TR: "There must be an echo in here."
Me: "There's a ho in every echo."
I'm sleeping on the couch again tonight.
Mrs. TR: "It is really nice outside."
Me: "I just said that."
Mrs. TR: "There must be an echo in here."
Me: "There's a ho in every echo."
I'm sleeping on the couch again tonight.
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Was following the Saratoga season this July. Fell in love with a 2 year old called pretty little filly. She was gorgeous.
Her first race she went off at five to one. Finished at seven thirty
Her first race she went off at five to one. Finished at seven thirty
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