Anybody Know Any Good Jokes?

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patswin said:
Honestly I have no idea where he gets these disgusting jokes from.
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There are certain of us around here who wish he would just keep them to himself. :barf:
Not all members find this kind of humor FUNNY. Gross outs are not jokes to everyone, :harumph:

Any body around here interested in the oldbag posting like "jokes" abour the male member? You know, that stuff that looks like turkey entrails?
 
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Sam introduced himself to the new student Tom at recess, and when it was over and they were walking back to class Sam asked Tom if he wanted to come over after school and do homework together.

"I can't" said Tom, "I have band practice after school."

"You play the trombone," said Sam.

"That's right, " said Tom, "How did you know that?"

"Well," said Sam, "I noticed at recess that you can't swing, and don't know how to use the slide."
 
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If you're making less than two dollars monthly on social security you're entitled to 6,500 benefits this month. But you gotta ask.
 
PumpDee said:
A friend told me this joke at a wedding this weekend.

"What's the worst thing another guy can say to you in the men's room?"

"I don't know. What?"

"Nice watch."


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Especially if that guy has no arms…
 
An atom walks into a bar.
Bartender says "Atom you ok, you look a little sad"
Atom ; "I lost an electron today".
Bartender: "You sure?"
Atom; "I'm positive. "
 
We fired our guns
And the Brittish kept a coming
There wasn't nigh as many
As there was a while ago
We fired once more
And they began a runnin
Down the Mississippi
To the gulf of America.
 
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Putting her back in the wheelchair when you’re done.
 
What does a pizza delivery man and a gynecologist have in common?
They both love, scraping the cheese off the box for a nice snack.
 
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