Hawg73
Mediocre with flashes of brilliance
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A Physicist goes into the same ice cream parlor every week at the same time.
He always orders two ice cream sundaes and offers one to the empty stool next to him.
One day the owner of the shop asks the physicist, "Excuse me.......I have to ask---why do you do that?"
The physicist replies, "Well, quantum mechanics teaches us that there is a chance that the matter above this stool will spontaneously transform into a beautiful woman who will accept my offer of an ice cream and fall in love with me."
Owner says, "We have beautiful women come in here all the time. Why don't you offer one of them an ice cream and maybe she'll fall in love with you."
Physicist replies, "Yeah, right! What are the odds of THAT happening?"
He always orders two ice cream sundaes and offers one to the empty stool next to him.
One day the owner of the shop asks the physicist, "Excuse me.......I have to ask---why do you do that?"
The physicist replies, "Well, quantum mechanics teaches us that there is a chance that the matter above this stool will spontaneously transform into a beautiful woman who will accept my offer of an ice cream and fall in love with me."
Owner says, "We have beautiful women come in here all the time. Why don't you offer one of them an ice cream and maybe she'll fall in love with you."
Physicist replies, "Yeah, right! What are the odds of THAT happening?"