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Roger Goodell, deep in his Goodellbunker, is watching old re-runs of Dallas. The lights are dimmed, he is dressed in his underpants, Jets jersey and nothing else, and he is getting veeeerrrrrrryyyy excited indeed. Why? Because, as JR slumps to the floor, he finally has the smoking gun (so to speak).
He consults with his independent investigator who agrees to open an independent investigation, which absolutely DOES NOT have the draft title: "Judge Berman is an asshat and we have PROOF that Bill Belicheet and Tom Cheety shot JR".
Under cross-examination, which is carried out by the neutral investigator, Ted Wells, Brady is forced to admit that he can't account for his whereabouts on the night JR was shot.
Brady's haughty defence that he would have been around five at the time, and that it would have been impossible for him to have shot a fictional character, are rightly dismissed by the prosecution, sorry, neutral investigation. He is banned until the next karma thread.
Belicheet simply answers each question by saying that he "does what's best for the team" and whether he shot JR is something he'd have to consider on a "day to day" basis. When asked about his own character, he says, "he's done some good things, and there are some things to work on. He's got some versatility. We'll see". Belicheet is also banned until the next karma thread and is given an extra ban from posting on the Planet and trolling Jets' forums.
In the beatdown, I mean game, the Cowboys' mega-star Brandon Weeden is fired up. Matt Patricia had been heard dissing him pre-game: "Only two things come out of Oklahoma.... and I don't see no horns on you, boy!!!". Weeden is outraged by the homophobia and plays extra hard.
He and the Cowboys' offence go completely nuts and run up the score. It's really, really ugly, as they stomp and stampede all over the latte sippers. The Cowboys' D is just brutal, and Jimmy Gruffalo starts crying at one point.
Dallas fans celebrate by shouting "yeehaw", firing off their pistols and enjoying the company of their animals.
Score: Cowboys - a quadrillion and two; Patsies; not even fit to be mentioned in the same sentence.
He consults with his independent investigator who agrees to open an independent investigation, which absolutely DOES NOT have the draft title: "Judge Berman is an asshat and we have PROOF that Bill Belicheet and Tom Cheety shot JR".
Under cross-examination, which is carried out by the neutral investigator, Ted Wells, Brady is forced to admit that he can't account for his whereabouts on the night JR was shot.
Brady's haughty defence that he would have been around five at the time, and that it would have been impossible for him to have shot a fictional character, are rightly dismissed by the prosecution, sorry, neutral investigation. He is banned until the next karma thread.
Belicheet simply answers each question by saying that he "does what's best for the team" and whether he shot JR is something he'd have to consider on a "day to day" basis. When asked about his own character, he says, "he's done some good things, and there are some things to work on. He's got some versatility. We'll see". Belicheet is also banned until the next karma thread and is given an extra ban from posting on the Planet and trolling Jets' forums.
In the beatdown, I mean game, the Cowboys' mega-star Brandon Weeden is fired up. Matt Patricia had been heard dissing him pre-game: "Only two things come out of Oklahoma.... and I don't see no horns on you, boy!!!". Weeden is outraged by the homophobia and plays extra hard.
He and the Cowboys' offence go completely nuts and run up the score. It's really, really ugly, as they stomp and stampede all over the latte sippers. The Cowboys' D is just brutal, and Jimmy Gruffalo starts crying at one point.
Dallas fans celebrate by shouting "yeehaw", firing off their pistols and enjoying the company of their animals.
Score: Cowboys - a quadrillion and two; Patsies; not even fit to be mentioned in the same sentence.