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BoltsOwnU said:
Well truth be told or else it's a sin
seldom a thread is just so full of win
just how much smack is left to spin
the Pats you thought of steel, soon revealed as tin
Chances of winning? your hopes are thin.
Sunday your season goes in the dustbin
and BOU will be here consoling your next of kin.

Trying to warm up here! ;-)
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I'm not sayin' you're a dumbass
that you rode a sawed-off bus
but you share some false impressions
with the Football World ('cept us)

You might think that I'm mistaken
perhaps deluded or insane
but reports of our death are greatly
exaggerated (quoth Mark Twain)

Because our Bill oft' shows you something
then packs it straight away
crafts a Trojan horse or a mist
(of course) in the midst of a sunny day

If he dealt a three-card monte
you'd never find the queen
so smart he must be cheatin'
but he's really squeaky clean

He's a cipher and a riddle
a sphinx that wears a frown
your chances stand at slim and none
and (like your team) slim just left town

:zzwhip:
 
Everyone's talking about Nor-Easters and blizzards;
No Matter the Weather, BB is a wizard.
Like Dumbledore and Gandalf, he'll weave his magic;
The outcome for Rivers and Company? Tragic.
 
sprocketboy said:
Everyone's talking about Nor-Easters and blizzards;
No Matter the Weather, BB is a wizard.
Like Gandalf and Dumbledore, he'll weave his magic;
The outcome for Rivers and Company? Tragic.
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It sounds more natural to me this way.


Not sure why I could not edit the original. :huh:
 
The Chargers are gonna get beat,
Rivers will get knocked off of his feet.
The Brady of old will return and he’ll be the hero,
As he leads New England over LA, 40 to zero.
Our defense will finally figure out how to get sack after sack,
As Rivers gets laid out over and over, flat on his back.
The Chargers will soon give up, as all hope deflates,
Enjoy the show, BOU... Victory for the Patriots awaits.
 
Like a high school reunion, this thread does invoke
glories of days past on the Planet now awoke
a great return of old friends we're celebratin'
hell, even the old perv took time away from masturbatin'
Now...on to the real, the game is afoot
soon will come time to give the Bolts the boot
in a weird season where there is no dominant team
banner #6 is a very realistic dream
 
patfan64 said:
I'll give it a try.

There once was a man from San Mateo
The teams he would normally KO
He said with a grin
As he beat Rivers again
I thought I was playing Scott Baio
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Sorry. OT. Limerick, for Limericks sake:

There was a young Lady from Vasser
Who knitted an antimacasser
To induce her professor
to love and carress her
And possibly even to pass her
 
O.Z.O. said:
Like a high school reunion, this thread does invoke
glories of days past on the Planet now awoke
a great return of old friends we're celebratin'
hell, even the old perv took time away from masturbatin'
Now...on to the real, the game is afoot
soon will come time to give the Bolts the boot
in a weird season where there is no dominant team
banner #6 is a very realistic dream
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If you don’t believe the old perv was huntin & peckin with 1 hand whilst feverishly punching the clown with the other I just don’t know what to tell ya.
 
Hmm, a limerick. . .

This is about a QB named Phil
whose potency dominates the pill
Your lunch money he'll take
here BOU hath spake
A Bolt victory will be a thrill

(Damn those are tough when not about sex or something)
 
There once was a QB named Phil
Who we knew was way over the hill
He took a good lick
And then threw a pick
And said fuck it, I got owned by Bill
 
[trying something different.... to the tune of "The Beverly Hillbillies"]

Come and listen to my story 'bout BOU
he roots for a team that wears powder blue
and then one day had nothin' else to do
so he came to the Planet to drop a rhyme or two

poet that is.... smack talk.... flocabulary

well next thing you know ol' BOU is back
'cause Rivers and the Bolts think there up to the task
to face Tom Brady in Jan - u- ary
but a tee time for Monday is their destiny

off-season... starts early... as usual

The SD... er, LA Chargerbillies!
 
Patriots44 said:
[trying something different.... to the tune of "The Beverly Hillbillies"]

Come and listen to my story 'bout BOU
he roots for a team that wears powder blue
and then one day had nothin' else to do
so he came to the Planet to drop a rhyme or two

poet that is.... smack talk.... flocabulary

well next thing you know ol' BOU is back
'cause Rivers and the Bolts think there up to the task
to face Tom Brady in Jan - u- ary
but a tee time for Monday is their destiny

off-season... starts early... as usual

The SD... er, LA Chargerbillies!
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Pretty good ... can you do one to the tune of "Gilligan's Island?"

Edit: "Tomlinson's Island?" :shrug_n:
 
This isn't great but what the heck. . .

Here's the story of a man named Brady
who was coming up on the end of his career
He has five rings living on his fingers
but there would be no more. . .

Here's the story of a man named Rivers
who is bringing up eleventy kids of his own
He is ready to finally win it all
and give the Pats the Bone

Come this Sunday who will be the lucky fellah?
BOU knows better than a hunch
That the Char-gers are the stronger family
that's the way the Bolts will win by much
They'll win by much, they'll win by much
That's the way the Bolts will win by much. . .
 
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