Charger Chants

Well week one is done and we are all morose
that damn injury bug gave us all a dose
the Bolts got a whopper
the Pats got the topper
now the AFC picture is a bit hazy
Counting us out however is just plain crazy
The Pats and the Bolts will still contend
perhaps even to meet again at season's end
for now we're just giving the rest of the NFL some hope
Steely McBeam fans get another week thinkin' they're dope
BOU is still expecting his team to get it together
this momentary storm, we're prepared to weather.
 
Well week one is done and we are all morose
that damn injury bug gave us all a dose
the Bolts got a whopper
the Pats got the topper
now the AFC picture is a bit hazy
Counting us out however is just plain crazy
The Pats and the Bolts will still contend
perhaps even to meet again at season's end
for now we're just giving the rest of the NFL some hope
Steely McBeam fans get another week thinkin' they're dope
BOU is still expecting his team to get it together
this momentary storm, we're prepared to weather.

I'll give you marks for this one. One of your better for a non-game one.
 
BOU would rhyme about smashing the Raiders
But most of their fans are cellmate masterbaters
Illiterate felons and the offal of the NFL
BOU will break his perfect attendance record instead of visiting that hell
But just in case some 'Turd fan has stolen a CPU
Here is BOU's message to you
They call your stadium the "Black Hole" for a reason
It reeks like a weeping syphillitic lesion
This week we'll own you all over again
If the bell tolls for thee, then we're like Big Ben
This won't be pretty or even close
Like the beatdown you give your spouse? We'll deliver a a dose.
 
What's that mysterious sound BOU hears?
Could it be a Fin fan after too many beers?
BOU welcomes him to this lyrical thread
Regale us with a dope rhyme for instant cred
This week the Pats are bye and Miami takes the field
against who? BOU doesn't care, they'll surely yield
One plucky game against the Pats was fun
Maybe string two wins together before you're done
But there it ends next week on a date certain
on your brush with wins, we'll bring down the curtain
BOU will be there to scream and shout
Of a Charger victory, there is just no doubt
This week it may be the Raiders that we're gonna rout
But next week Fin Fans best get ready to pout.
 
Beating the Raiders was a given
They played us tough, but we were driven
Now it's time to get ready for the Fish
A big helping of whoop ass is what we're gonna dish
That should please people here across the board
Watching us strangle Flipper with a length of cord
It won't be pretty that much is clear
Greenpeace will get angry but those guys are queer
For now BOU is packing his bags for a stint on South Beach
To a lot of South Florida hotties he's got lessons to teach
He'll return to post pics of his festive junket
A full draft of Miami's pleasures, he'll have drunk it.>)
 
Beating the Raiders was a given
They played us tough, but we were driven
Now it's time to get ready for the Fish
A big helping of whoop ass is what we're gonna dish
That should please people here across the board
Watching us strangle Flipper with a length of cord
It won't be pretty that much is clear
Greenpeace will get angry but those guys are queer
For now BOU is packing his bags for a stint on South Beach
To a lot of South Florida hotties he's got lessons to teach
He'll return to post pics of his festive junket
A full draft of Miami's pleasures, he'll have drunk it.>)


:thumb: Oh GOD how I love SOuth Beach..oh yes I do.
 
Well once again the time is here
where brutal smacking replaces regular good cheer
Into Diego come the mighty Pats
but they'll soon find out, they're the balls, we're the bats
BOU will be there for certain
watching four quarters of Pats hurtin'
Playing the Bolts ain't like the 49'ers
Spare us the talk of San Diego whiners
Into a buzz saw Bellicheck and company are marching
Cassel's underwear will be in need of starching
We're gonna smack you upside the head
stomp on your spirit, and leave you for dead.
 
Well once again the time is here
where brutal smacking replaces regular good cheer
Into Diego come the mighty Pats
but they'll soon find out, they're the balls, we're the bats
BOU will be there for certain
watching four quarters of Pats hurtin'
Playing the Bolts ain't like the 49'ers
Spare us the talk of San Diego whiners
Into a buzz saw Bellicheck and company are marching
Cassel's underwear will be in need of starching
We're gonna smack you upside the head
stomp on your spirit, and leave you for dead.

The Bolts really don't even stand a chance
with a hurt knee LT won't be able to dance
will the chargers advance to the playoffs this year?
the outcome of that isn't quite so clear
but here is a nice little consolation prize
Matt Cassel is really Tom Brady in disguise
you're probably like "what's this guy talking about?"
but with no Shawne Merriman it'll be lights out
no doubt about it, it will be a Pats party
with jello hands provided by Antonio Cromartie
 
The Chargers have had a slow start,
but this team has a lot of heart.

The Patriots think they won't be beat,
but they're not so good when they don't cheat.

The Pats won some Super Bowls
and that was great,
then they became the team
everyone loves to hate.

18-1, isn't a perfect season,
their loss came for a reason.

Karmic retribution was at work,
payback for their head coach being such a jerk.

I predict the Chargers will win this game,
the Pats will never be the same.

OK, this rhyme is kind of weak,
but it's all tounge in cheek.

Still, there's one thing you must admit,
that is if you can handle it.

CHARGER RULE!
PATS DROOL!


hahahaha......
 
The Bolts really don't even stand a chance
with a hurt knee LT won't be able to dance
will the chargers advance to the playoffs this year?
the outcome of that isn't quite so clear
but here is a nice little consolation prize
Matt Cassel is really Tom Brady in disguise
you're probably like "what's this guy talking about?"
but with no Shawne Merriman it'll be lights out
no doubt about it, it will be a Pats party
with jello hands provided by Antonio Cromartie

Welcome to the party o' misguided fan
The Pats stink worse than a morning dump on the can
Slipping by the 9'ers is nothng to rely on
when this game is over, your mamma's shoulder you'll cry on
LT will break off runs with toes that twinkle
We'll hit Cassell so hard, in his pants he'll tinkle
we'll make his legs look like fries with crinkles
The Bolts are simply ironing out the wrinkles
You're the first victim on our championship journey
You'd have a better chance of winning with a knife at a machine gun tourney.
 
The Chargers have had a slow start,
but this team has a lot of heart.

The Patriots think they won't be beat,
but they're not so good when they don't cheat.

The Pats won some Super Bowls
and that was great,
then they became the team
everyone loves to hate.

18-1, isn't a perfect season,
their loss came for a reason.

Karmic retribution was at work,
payback for their head coach being such a jerk.

I predict the Chargers will win this game,
the Pats will never be the same.

OK, this rhyme is kind of weak,
but it's all tounge in cheek.

Still, there's one thing you must admit,
that is if you can handle it.

CHARGER RULE!
PATS DROOL!


hahahaha......


Look who's talking about karma
No Super Bowls won but lots of drama
Two wins (to the Pats) since the merger as their riches
And they're talking like they aren't the Pats bitches
Their destiny intact
Perenial losers with weak smack
and their running back watches from the bleachers.
 
SD super chargers...by chance we got n.turner should make for an even game :)
 
Last time we saw LdT he was sulking on the bench
Kicked to the curb like a dirty wench
The teams arent who we thought they were and thats no lie
Yet even BOU can admit, da man on the sidelines is not the right guy
Yes, its Norv Turner I am talking about
As an offensive coordinator he has a lot of clout
Practically raised Troy Aikman, thats what Norvs all about
Yet as the Head coach of teams he is just a lout
Sure Bradys is down and thats a big hurdle
But up heah we'll all laugh when AdT makes LdT turtle
I know the chant is over but I have one more line
Take the 6 and the Pats and you'll be just fine​
 
Ouch what a beating that had to hurt
Cassel's crying right now, into his mama's skirt
Even so BOU isn't here to gloat
it was enough to watch us manhandle you like a chicken by the throat
Now let's just see how our teams respond
Too bad Brady is laid up on golden blonde
the Pats are looking at an uphill battle
The Bolts need to ignore all the superbowl prattle
time for these teams to get down and dirty
to meet up again in the Post season so we can drop another thirty.

:poke:
 
You've got three wins to our fifteen and what can I say.
You win twelve more in a row and we'll be equal again.
Until that day you're still our bitch
So put on your apron and bring me my Schlitz.
Now cook me some grub before you rub my feet
Make sure it's good or you'll surely be beat.

;)
 
You've got three wins to our fifteen and what can I say.
You win twelve more in a row and we'll be equal again.
Until that day you're still our bitch
So put on your apron and bring me my Schlitz.
Now cook me some grub before you rub my feet
Make sure it's good or you'll surely be beat.

;)


Dayum dude that rhyme was sweet!
Are you always so skilled when your squad is beat?
Why not let me make room for you on the wagon
Since like a 90 year old schwantz, your team is flaggin'
It's ok to change teams in mid-season
wanting to root for a winner is your good reason
The Bolts are primed for their ascendency
No longer is LT, their sole offensive dependency
We can score at will in every fashion
You were but one of the teams, the Bolts be bashin'.
 
I must say, that game was fun
But in reality, both your seasons are done
Your teams are pretty good, but haven't you heard?
This year the Lombardi comes back to Pittsburgh.

:terrible: :thumb:
 
I must say, that game was fun
But in reality, both your seasons are done
Your teams are pretty good, but haven't you heard?
This year the Lombardi comes back to Pittsburgh.

:terrible: :thumb:

what are you smoking and where did you get it?:thumb:
 
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