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How fuked is it when in hindsight you look
last year I told you 8-8 to book
A PM argument between you and me grew from it grew
However, ammends were made because better we knew
Back to my main point in haste I digress
8-8 this season would be a case of the best
A scenario by which the Bolts would slither
Through the playoff door from a division so withered
And actually host a game...WHAT THE FUK?
Against the Colts though..haha, good luck!
Though I have to admit, the choice couldn't be bigger
Root for the Colts? Blow my brains out? Pull the trigger!
The only thing worse then success by that blue toilet made
Is an interlocking 'NY' marching in a championship parade
 
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say what you want, say what you will
this thread is getting filled with swill
but I need to root for the broncos in this one
as that draft selection is worth a ton

So I say sorry Bolts, and sorry Jammer
hope your guys stay out of the slammer
I can not root from them in this time
as teh Pats need the pick come april's draft time
 
O.Z.O. said:
How fuked is it when in hindsight you look
last year I told you 8-8 to book
A PM argument between you and me grew from it grew
However, ammends were made because better we knew
Back to my main point in haste I digress
8-8 this season would be a case of the best
A scenario by which the Bolts would slither
Through the playoff door from a division so withered
And actually host a game...WHAT THE FUK?
Against the Colts though..haha, good luck!
Though I have to admit, the choice couldn't be bigger
Root for the Colts? Blow my brains out? Pull the trigger!
The only thing worse then success by that blue toilet made
Is an interlocking 'NY' marching in a championship parade
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Prediction you made that much is true
Much to the chagrine of one B O U
Nevertheless, he's trying to be sage
while others see fit to drown in rage
One game at a time is what he can hope for
thanks to Denver winning the choke war
But if we make it slithering or not
the post season is where things could get hot
Let my Bolts make it to give their best shot
and maybe out of the Colts, we'll again beat the snot.

PS: Tommysgirl get's the award. BOU thought he'd get a bigger dogpile. . .:jester:
 
BOU sends all a Merry X-mas from Down Unda
Since he brought his own, no Aussie babes will he plunda
Still looking for a sports bar to see his Bolts
tune up on the Donks before dismantling the Colts
One week at a time though this game is uncertain
Cutler does seem to leave our secondary hurtin'
As for the Pats BOU hopes they make it in
Dropping you guys in the playoffs would be the sweetest win.:)

Happy Holidays!
 
BoltsOwnU said:
BOU sends all a Merry X-mas from Down Unda
Since he brought his own, no Aussie babes will he plunda
Still looking for a sports bar to see his Bolts
tune up on the Donks before dismantling the Colts
One week at a time though this game is uncertain
Cutler does seem to leave our secondary hurtin'
As for the Pats BOU hopes they make it in
Dropping you guys in the playoffs would be the sweetest win.:)

Happy Holidays!
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Merry Christmas BOU!
Sorry I dont rhyme.:shrug:
 
Spending your Christmas putting your Shrimp <strike>on</strike> in the Barbie? ROFL
 
Watching your Bolts while spending Christmas in the Outback
Hoping the Donks don't hand your team a setback
About beating the Pats, I wouldn't fantasize too much
Since the Colts get you first, and your team they should crush ROFL
 
JD10367 said:
Watching your Bolts while spending Christmas in the Outback
Hoping the Donks don't hand your team a setback
About beating the Pats, I wouldn't fantasize too much
Since the Colts get you first, and your team they should crush ROFL
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Still stuck Down Unda but what can you do
Those are the breaks when United overbooks you
Sent his mom to fill his seats did your humble narrator
A vocal bolthead she is, not some perpetrator
Even so, BOU is feeling a bit uncertain
about just who will win and who's to be left hurtin
Still BOU figured he'd better check in
since some think he disappears much to his chagrin
Just when his Bolts face the season's toughest test
From the other side of the world, he's here reminding you all who's best.:D

Go Bolts!
 
BoltsOwnU said:
Still stuck Down Unda but what can you do
Those are the breaks when United overbooks you
Sent his mom to fill his seats did your humble narrator
A vocal bolthead she is, not some perpetrator
Even so, BOU is feeling a bit uncertain
about just who will win and who's to be left hurtin
Still BOU figured he'd better check in
since some think he disappears much to his chagrin
Just when his Bolts face the season's toughest test
From the other side of the world, he's here reminding you all who's best.:D

Go Bolts!
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Wow, stuck overseas and missing your game? I feel ya...
But at least maybe you could get nailed by some Sheila.

ROFL
 
JD10367 said:
Wow, stuck overseas and missing your game? I feel ya...
But at least maybe you could get nailed by some Sheila.

ROFL
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No sheilas here BOU brought his own
Still gotta admit, there's plenty about he'd surely bone
Gonna watch the contest guzzling cold Hahn
Waiting for commercial breaks before running to the john
this contest is sure to be rather excitin'
his nails and his lady, BOU'll be bitin':D
Let's all just root for BOU's beloved Bolts
Hoping he comes home to LA after watching them drub the Colts.o:)
 
Personally, I'd rather see the Bolts get trounced by the Colts. An 8 and 8 team does not belong in the playoffs. However, the rules are the rules (for now) and it has to be that way.

After the Bolts get beat, Norv will get fired and Shanny will be the new coach. Then and only then, will "classy" get to be the team to beat.
 
Ras said:
Personally, I'd rather see the Bolts get trounced by the Colts. An 8 and 8 team does not belong in the playoffs. However, the rules are the rules (for now) and it has to be that way.

After the Bolts get beat, Norv will get fired and Shanny will be the new coach. Then and only then, will "classy" get to be the team to beat.
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No, it's not fair that an 8-8 team is in,
but I'll accept it with a big grin.

The Pats had a great season and should be proud,
it does suck that they're not in when an 8-8 team is allowed.

The weather is going to be rainy and windy,
but I think the Chargers can beat Indy.

If however the Chargers actually do lose,
firing Norv the owners might choose.

Firing Norv, I would not complain,
so much player talent would remain.

Some other head coach would get an employment letter,
and use this talent so much better.

Then the Chargers will be a team to fear,
that said, Shanahan will never coach here.

When I heard the rumor of Shanny in San Diego, I laughed,
does Shanny have any clue how to draft?

Shanny is a bum and has no class,
in fact the guy is a complete ass.

A long time ago he won the big one,
but without Elway he is definitely DONE!

Shanahan will end up in another city
whose fans I truly do pity.
 
When this game started, BOU thought "maybe"
When it was over, he nearly wept like a baby
It was an amazing game from start to finish
Seems Philip Rivers just ate more spinach
Sproles was king on this day for certain
On the colts post-season, he brought donw the curtain
For the moment, BOU has not more to say
He's just too choked up for the rest of the day.

(See, when you are a Boltfan, you are forced to be deeply emotionally invested in ANY close win, especially in the post season).:shrug:
 
With your speech BOU, I have a rift
due to the fact that the Bolts recieved a wrapped up gift
From the Zebras in Overtime with their whistles
Ensuring that the Colts had zero chance to counter the Bolts missiles
Classy Ladanian once again sat out when it counted
while the rest of his teammates slugged about and pounded
That kid sproles is no frigging joke- he can run like the breeze
Perhaps a changing of the guard will be coming with LDT?
 
Speaking of sitting out where is your QB
Pretty sure all season he was nowhere to be seen
LT had a separated groin muscle
Rivers had the same issue as Brady but stayed in the tussle
BOU guesses your excuse for a leader is on the way out
Pleading new isssues with his knee what's next? Gout?
That bitch can stick to banging models
and Pats fans can go running back to suckle on their bottles
BOU won't proclaim his Bolts are certain to run the table
But you guys criticizing LT like you are, is the saddest fable.:thwak:
 
BoltsOwnU said:
BOU won't proclaim his Bolts are certain to run the table
But you guys criticizing LT like you are, is the saddest fable.:thwak:
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That's because you are a scared little kunt
Just like your oft injured running back runt.
 
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