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Not the first story I've read about copper thieves getting fried.

Some rather graphic pics out there if you google "Copper Thieves killed"
 
patswin said:
Not the first story I've read about copper thieves getting fried.

Some rather graphic pics out there if you google "Copper Thieves killed"
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Wow, your right :Eason:
 
All this for $18 worth of copper?

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This.

is.

just.

pathetic.


Cops: Couple's copper theft for wedding netted $18
Associated Press -

ELLWOOD CITY, Pa. (AP) — Police say a western Pennsylvania couple desperate for money to pay for their wedding netted just $18 for the stolen copper wire they cut from more than a dozen utility poles.

North Sewickley police say 23-year-old Joseph Russell and 24-year-old April Cater cut down the wires on August 9, four days before their wedding.

Russell says he was desperate for money because he'd just lost his job and lost a $1,000 deposit after his reception hall abruptly closed down.
 
imapig said:
Yup the one with the eyeballs popping out of the dudes skull left me with the impression he wish he didnt touch that wire...:coffee:
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But just think about all the starving children his body could feed, if we only knew the spices that are in soylent green:thumb:
 
HarpoonIPA said:
But just think about all the starving children his body could feed, if we only knew the spices that are in soylent green:thumb:
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Or even better eat your own eye...:coffee:

I don't think we will need to warn this video is a tad graphic,but just incase we have someone ignorant out there its a bit graphic..Ok youve been warned...:coffee:

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The Beat goes on.

Just because you're handicapped it doesn't mean you aren't stupid.

Or. She has a highly profitable "Poor handicapped women on NOT properly handy-capped accessible escalator law suit on her mind.

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Cheers, BostonTim
 
BostonTim said:
The Beat goes on.

Just because you're handicapped it doesn't mean you aren't stupid.

Or. She has a highly profitable "Poor handicapped women on NOT properly handy-capped accessible escalator law suit on her mind.

<embed src="http://cnettv.cnet.com/av/video/cbsnews/atlantis2/cbsnews_player_embed.swf" scale="noscale" salign="lt" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" background="#333333" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" flashvars="si=254&&contentValue=50128093&shareUrl=http://www.cbsnews.com/video/watch/?id=7415306n&tag=mg;mostpopvideo" height="279" width="425">

Cheers, BostonTim
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"There's a line for the elevator, and I'm late for my bus...what could go wrong?" :facepalm:
 
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imapig said:
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Another variation on your theme.


Cheers

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BostonTim said:
The Beat goes on.

Just because you're handicapped it doesn't mean you aren't stupid.

Or. She has a highly profitable "Poor handicapped women on NOT properly handy-capped accessible escalator law suit on her mind.

<embed src="http://cnettv.cnet.com/av/video/cbsnews/atlantis2/cbsnews_player_embed.swf" scale="noscale" salign="lt" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" background="#333333" width="425" height="279" allowFullScreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" FlashVars="si=254&&contentValue=50128093&shareUrl=http://www.cbsnews.com/video/watch/?id=7415306n&tag=mg;mostpopvideo" />


Cheers, BostonTim
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I have been in a Power chair my whole life and she just gave us crippled's a bad view. The only thing I can think of is she's new to the crippled life style and became that way over the last 5 years. :blink:
 
I was down in Redmond near Microsoft one evening, had just had dinner at a nice place, and was coming down the escalator... I was walking down it ahead of my friends, and as I got near the bottom - about 4 or 5 steps - I jumped and landed on teh metal plate at the foot of it.

Somehow, that apparently tripped the "emergency stop", because the escalator came to an abrupt halt. Man, were all the people on it surprised when THAT happened.

I looked back at my friends, said "RUN!" and disappeared into the darkness of the parking lot...

Oops.
 
HarpoonIPA said:
I have been in a Power chair my whole life and she just gave us crippled's a bad view. The only thing I can think of is she's new to the crippled life style and became that way over the last 5 years. :blink:
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She's probably not even a Real Cripple™ - shes probably just some old lazy fat woman, so don't let it get you down. She doesn't make Real Cripples™ look bad - she makes idiots look... well... idiotic. :)


Also, I'm watching it yet again, because it makes me smile. :coffee:
 
Claremonster said:
She's probably not even a Real Cripple™ - shes probably just some old lazy fat woman, so don't let it get you down. She doesn't make Real Cripples™ look bad - she makes idiots look... well... idiotic. :)


Also, I'm watching it yet again, because it makes me smile. :coffee:
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I actually was thinking that she just grabbed the chair from a store and decided to have fun with it:blink:
 
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