Gamete Thread - Saints @ Patriots - Sun. Sept. 26 1PM (FOX)

[Flagg the Wanderer]

lol i remember whe i studied biology i used to call people i didn't like "diploids" to avoid swearing and getting in trouble.

I had a professor that I hated, and separate from (or rather, the start of) me hating him, he also managed to make a throwaway music appreciation class called, no sh!t, "The Art of Listening" into a horror show of boredom and learning absolutely nothing. I turned his last name into a swear. Mostly only useful for sudden surprise/anger: "Ong!"

Actually, another professor's name was not turned into a swear, but a descriptor of things that are gross and slimy. The spelling was weird, but it was pronounced "Spurl." Weirdly, we found an audio recording of someone saying ~ "Nasty! What is that stuff?!" "It's Spurl!"

 

[Undertaker #59*]

View: https://twitter.com/MarkDanielsPJ/status/1440720518332616705?s=19

 

[Giant Octopodes]

DVOA has us pretty evenly matched, according to Football Outsiders. Total rank for the Pats is 11th, they're 12th. Our Defense is the 3rd best in the NFL, while NO's is 5th. Our offense they have as being below average currently (21st), but the Saints is worse (24th). Special Teams is where they have them much more highly rated; we're ranked 17th, they're 1st. I doubt Belichick will let us be outplayed in Special Teams so I'm not too worried. As long as Winston throws at least an Int or two should be an easy win, even if he does not with fewer mistakes and better red zone efficiency we'll beat them handily.

 

[Darth Despot]

If we are going to win this weekend we're going to need better production in the red zone.

 

[ParanoidPatriot]

If we are going to win this weekend we're going to need better production in the red zone.

And the D line and O line to play much better.

 

[chevss454]

And iron clad ball security along with no penalties.

 

[Big/Sky/Fly]

So, a dipoid dipshit = a double dipshit?

No discount though...

 

[chevss454]

No discount though...

 

[Phil Elliott]

No discount though...

That's fair...

 

[Mazz22]

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[RoadGrader]

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have you all ever notice how every time BB comes to a podium
he always lowers the mics w/ a distained look that screams.....

-U

"Get these faahkin' phallus-lookin' pieces of shid out my grill.
That kind of stuff is not what I am looking to be here for."

 

[3 Point Stan]

No discount though...

Please keep this thread about Tom Brady

 

[imapig]

Please keep this thread about Tom Brady

Is man boobs OK? Asking for a friend.

 

[3 Point Stan]

Is man boobs OK? Asking for a friend.

That's the Mac Jones thread.

 

[imapig]

That's the Mac Jones thread.

I’m a pig I like to litter in all the threads

 

[Undertaker #59*]

Is man boobs OK? Asking for a friend.

I'm not sure they've ever been 'ok'.

 

[imapig]

I'm not sure they've ever been 'ok'.

I have a great idea next time you see two groups of people fighting with each other over Tom Brady just send me in there and I’ll clean up the mess with man tits hell.

 

[Gumpboy45]

I have a great idea next time you see two groups of people fighting with each other over Tom Brady just send me in there and I’ll clean up the mess with man tits hell.

I will sponsor you, this could fix a lot of issues!

 

[chevss454]

View: https://twitter.com/chatham58/status/1441020009292177413

 

[TommyD420]

View: https://twitter.com/chatham58/status/1441020009292177413

Jameis will throw you a couple. Like Ben, like Favre, like Josh Allen, he'll throw you a couple. Whether you catch them or not is up to you.