Girls who FLASH are the best...

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P4E said:
It's all good broski!

i can't hit on all the girls on my own.:)

a brother needs abit of help.
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He can teach you the fine art of stalking.

And apparently exposing himself.
 
Myself and some co-workers went into a strip club after work one day and had ourselves a good time! :thumb: During one of the dancers routine I stood up near the elevated stage and shouted; "You can come near me honey, I'm gay!" Several patrons left immediately, and we continued having fun, with many of the dancers doin' their thing in front of us. :thumb: Of course I heard about this for years afterwards! :huh:
 
Spentcartridge said:
Myself and some co-workers went into a strip club after work one day and had ourselves a good time! :thumb: During one of the dancers routine I stood up near the elevated stage and shouted; "You can come near me honey, I'm gay!" Several patrons left immediately, and we continued having fun, with many of the dancers doin' their thing in front of us. :thumb: Of course I heard about this for years afterwards! :huh:
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So you cleared the room and had the girls to yourselves and semi-convinced you weren't a perv....

Great strategy!

Beats fighting through the sausage-fest for a closeup of the vahja!
 
JD10367 said:
I've never been flashed.
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Aww man...that's too bad...

One of the other times I was flashed I was talking to the girl in the line at the registry, and you how long that can take. Well we spoke for about an hour and then our numbers were finally called and went seperate ways. One the way out I noticed they got into an Escort GT and I got in my Mustang GT. Coincidently they were going the same way home as I was heading back to work in Cranston. I noticed they (she had a friend with her) seemed to be trying to catch me at a red light which they finally did. I look over and rev the engine and said to them, "what do ya got under the hood?" which they promptly answered the question by lifting their shirts! The light turns green, she dumps the clutch and does a little Escort GT tire chirp and there I am, in my Mustang GT with 300hp, sitting there getting left on by a 2.3 liter Escort... Embarrassing, to say the least. At the next light they got into the left hand turn lane and were pointing for me to follow them but I couldn't!!!! The damn director of my whole department was waiting for me back at the shop!!! The flashing part was cool but the not being able to follow them part sucked!
 
patsRmyboys said:
Aww man...that's too bad...

One of the other times I was flashed I was talking to the girl in the line at the registry, and you how long that can take. Well we spoke for about an hour and then our numbers were finally called and went seperate ways. One the way out I noticed they got into an Escort GT and I got in my Mustang GT. Coincidently they were going the same way home as I was heading back to work in Cranston. I noticed they (she had a friend with her) seemed to be trying to catch me at a red light which they finally did. I look over and rev the engine and said to them, "what do ya got under the hood?" which they promptly answered the question by lifting their shirts! The light turns green, she dumps the clutch and does a little Escort GT tire chirp and there I am, in my Mustang GT with 300hp, sitting there getting left on by a 2.3 liter Escort... Embarrassing, to say the least. At the next light they got into the left hand turn lane and were pointing for me to follow them but I couldn't!!!! The damn director of my whole department was waiting for me back at the shop!!! The flashing part was cool but the not being able to follow them part sucked!
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Dude, that's so pussy

You should've called your department director and explained the once-in-a-lifetime opportunity you had for "2 girls 1 guy". I'm sure he would've understood...
 
JD10367 said:
Dude, that's so pussy

You should've called your department director and explained the once-in-a-lifetime opportunity you had for "2 girls 1 guy". I'm sure he would've understood...
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In retrospect I have to agree, even if it wasn't a ONCE in a lifetime oppurtunity:fire:
 
JD10367 said:
Dude, that's so pussy

You should've called your department director and explained the once-in-a-lifetime opportunity you had for "2 girls 1 guy". I'm sure he would've understood...
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I'm sure his director would have understood when they found him tied face down to a bed after getting repeatedly raped by a large black man dressed like batman...

Cuz that's what usually happens when two hot chicks ask you to follow them. As a shipmate of mine learned in Naples.
 
Claremonster said:
I'm sure his director would have understood when they found him tied face down to a bed after getting repeatedly raped by a large black man dressed like batman...

Cuz that's what usually happens when two hot chicks ask you to follow them. As a shipmate of mine learned in Naples.
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:blink::huh:

that had to leave a mark, his Patrick needed a spongebob after that invasion
 
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