Has anyone seen the Burgundy Booger?

[Hawg73]

For those that haven't read the Booger before here is a little sample from last August. Nostradamus he isn't.

The Booger says: The Patriots go 7-9 this season.

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Sketch it in stone, fellas. The New England Patriots will not make the playoffs this year, and they sure as hell aren’t going to be entertaining the possibility of barely squeaking out another fluke win in this year's Big Dance.

You’ve got to love Massachusetts. The State that was eager to be the first in this proud country to allow the true meaning behind the phrase “brotherly love” to play out in all of its perverted glory. The State whose bewildered baseball team is as overrated as its equally nauseating football counterpart, except they don’t have Lady Luck -- or in this special case, a fairy -- watching over them and awarding them with championship trophies.

First, what’s up with you hobos referring to your team as a dynasty? You stole two Super Bowls, and last time I checked, you needed to snatch at least three within a relatively short span to be considered a dynasty. The Denver Broncos legitimately won back-to-back championships – a feat that is far more impressive and far more difficult to pull off – and they’re not labeled as a dynasty team. As much as I hate to admit to you cakeboys, the Dallas Cowgirls organization is the last of the greatest teams. Live with it. Eat it and swallow it like a man (given your current locale, I suspect that a lot of you are accustomed to doing just that on a regular basis.).

Second, your team isn’t going to reach very far in this upcoming season. Teams, like a once-Spurrier led regime did last year, have started to figure out the Patriots and their seemingly limitless bag of tricks. This ball club is every bit as apparent as its bandwagon fanbase whose patented flip-flop technique has made President-hopeful Kerry so popular. Your team has as much of a chance to pull the same stroke of luck and win another Super Bowl as you most of you hopeless losers have in disengaging yourselves from this board and getting a girlfriend.

Tom Brady? MVP???? GET THE **** OUTTA HERE!! The next Joe Montana??? NOT HAPPENING. That honor will fall to Patrick Ramsey and soon. Hey, Tommy boy, quit doing car stereo commercials with that senile fool John Madden and try to figure out why my beloved Washington Redskins smacked you and your team around last year. Maybe you San Franc...err Patriots fans can help figure it out for him.

The Booger has spoken.
So let it be written…

 

[Ambr]

Ambr became inspired by this post and decided to try the third person thing in real life first. So Ambr looked up from his PC at his spouse and said, "Ambr thinks that Ambr's Wife should refill Ambr's coffee."

The spouse quickly suggested that Ambr learn to do unspeakable things with certain parts of Ambr's own anatomy.

 

[bideau]

Ambr became inspired by this post and decided to try the third person thing in real life first. So Ambr looked up from his PC at his spouse and said, "Ambr thinks that Ambr's Wife should refill Ambr's coffee."

The spouse quickly suggested that Ambr learn to do unspeakable things with certain parts of Ambr's own anatomy.

Bideau's faith in internet handles has just been shatter upon learning that Ambr is a guy, not Amber from Survivor

Hawg, that's a classic keepsake for years to come. Was there any mea culpa when the season was over ?

 

[PA_PATS_FAN54*]

Ambr became inspired by this post and decided to try the third person thing in real life first. So Ambr looked up from his PC at his spouse and said, "Ambr thinks that Ambr's Wife should refill Ambr's coffee."

The spouse quickly suggested that Ambr learn to do unspeakable things with certain parts of Ambr's own anatomy.

ROFL ROFL

 

[Undertaker #59*]

Man, Undertaker forgot about bid's banana guys. Undertaker nearly fell out of his chair when he saw them.

Undertaker remembers the rat with the Pat helmet well.

Undertaker also remembers Pook's little angry avatar well from those days.

 

[bideau]

Man, Undertaker forgot about bid's banana guys. Undertaker nearly fell out of his chair when he saw them.

Undertaker remembers the rat with the Pat helmet well.

Undertaker also remembers Pook's little angry avatar well from those days.

Memories,
Like the Corners of my Mind,
Misty Water Color Memories,
Of the Way We Were

 

[Annihilus]

Man, Undertaker forgot about bid's banana guys. Undertaker nearly fell out of his chair when he saw them.

Undertaker remembers the rat with the Pat helmet well.

Undertaker also remembers Pook's little angry avatar well from those days.

Bring Back The Angry Kid!

Annihilus's side is hurting from laughing at joys past and dialect current. He also wonders if he didn't just mutilate that last sentence really badly.

At any rate, he's gonna get that rat when he gets home. He thinks it's in the kitchen.

 

[pookie]

Bring Back The Angry Kid!

Annihilus's side is hurting from laughing at joys past and dialect current. He also wonders if he didn't just mutilate that last sentence really badly.

At any rate, he's gonna get that rat when he gets home. He thinks it's in the kitchen.

Sadly, pookie can not find the Angry Kid. Pookie had that pic stored on his machine at home, but has since flattened the POS twice. Pookie got that angry kid avatar from Vanderloogen's board, which he thinks is now defunct. If anybody can find this little angry kid avatar, then pookie would appreciate that. Google is not helping him. However, pook has found some amusing angry children pictures on the internet.

 

[dchester]

DC liked the rat and the brat avatars as well.
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starcraft 2 replays

 

[PA_PATS_FAN54*]

DC liked the rat and the brat avatars as well.

Ms. PA Pats Fan loves the smilie pig

 

[Undertaker #59*]

Sadly, pookie can not find the Angry Kid. Pookie had that pic stored on his machine at home, but has since flattened the POS twice. Pookie got that angry kid avatar from Vanderloogen's board, which he thinks is now defunct. If anybody can find this little angry kid avatar, then pookie would appreciate that. Google is not helping him. However, pook has found some amusing angry children pictures on the internet.

Undertaker is still looking, but this is the closest he has found so far:

 

[Annihilus]

Undertaker is still looking, but this is the closest he has found so far:

That's pretty close UT! If Annihilus remembers correctly, angry kid's hair was blonde, was it not?

Then again, Annihilus can't remember what he had for breakfast, let alone what Pookie's avatar looked like back in the day.

 

[pookie]

Undertaker is still looking, but this is the closest he has found so far:

And so it is. Pookie appreciates Undertaker's efforts and ongoing pursuit of board excellence.

 

[Undertaker #59*]

And so it is. Pookie appreciates Undertaker's efforts and ongoing pursuit of board excellence.

Undertaker is sorry, but he has exhausted all of his efforts at finding the correct picture. He thought to take that one and add blonde hair, but his graphic talent is mediocre.

 

[Annihilus]

Undertaker is sorry, but he has exhausted all of his efforts at finding the correct picture. He thought to take that one and add blonde hair, but his graphic talent is mediocre.

Annihilus and his under-valued Patriots Planet contract would like to give kudos to Undertaker for this fine achievement in retro-enhancement.

Undertaker should ask for a big time raise.

 

[bideau]

Annihilus and his under-valued Patriots Planet contract would like to give kudos to Undertaker for this fine achievement in retro-enhancement.

Undertaker should ask for a big time raise.

The collection plate is being passed around as we speak.

 

[Ras]

Ras, not knowing what Pook's angry kid avatar looked like, "googled" angry kid and came up with these.........

 

[pookie]

Undertaker found the right angry kid that pookie used. The coloring is a little different, but it'll work just fine for pookie. It expresses pookie's youth and anger quite well.

 

[mikiemo83]

Undertaker found the right angry kid that pookie used. The coloring is a little different, but it'll work just fine for pookie. It expresses pookie's youth and anger quite well.

It's calvin from calvin and hobbes comics by bill waterson

great comic strip from the late 80's early 90's

I still get it emailed to my daily

 

[Threadkiller]

For those that haven't read the Booger before here is a little sample from last August. Nostradamus he isn't.

As a new kid around here... may I?

Thanks...

DR76 (yes, you may call me The Doctor - or Doc if you're feeling cozy) would enjoy a tussle with the Booger. As I have no avatar - and really have no idea how one gets an avatar - The Doctor would like to beg out of the rest of the discussion.