Hey A-Rod, Johhny Damon and Mark Teixeira

I snuck into DS's house and took a picture of him- Here it is!
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They say big Tex didn't sign with Boston because John Henry asked to see his teeth. And he kept spitting the bit.
 
You take post whoring to new levels.

Yes, it makes me all happy and warm inside to post whore. And richer, too.
And it makes the Red Sox win. And it gives the Pats a new OLB.

Your name is fitting.
 
No. I just don't like Mark Teixeira, Alex Rodriguez and Johnny Damon.

...and Captain Intangibles, and Dumbo, and Mo, and Fatassia, and T.P. (trailer park) Burnett, and Pet-shit, and Cano...
 
So much hate for a team of has-beens and never-was's.
 
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