Hogfarmer's kids turd

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Big/Sky/Fly said:
Do you party with Ron White? He's from a town close to Amarillo...
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I believe he's from fritch, I should hang out with him. He'd have so much new material after an hour with him.
 
Hogfarmer said:
I swear to God this is true:

When I got home the other day my daughter said she had something to show me, she took me by the hand and I went with her into the bathroom. She showed me a turd she had laid 3 hours earlier but didn't want to flush it until I saw it. It was the most beautiful color of turquoise you can imagine. She wanted to know what that meant, so I quized her about what she'd eaten over the last 24 hours and we came up with nothing to turn her shit a bright blue green. I spent the next 2 hours googling blue/green shit trying to find out if she's gonna die. She's 18!

Any doctors around here?
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I've had turds so big that they clogged toilets, pre toilet paper. It even the dairy queen swirl on top.
 
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BostonTim said:
You do go back a long ways.
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HEY DUMBASSES ,tHE CHIEFS WON THE SUPERBOWL JUST LIKE I TOLD YOU THEY WOULD!

GUESS WHAT, THEY'RE GONNA WIN IT AGAIN NEXT YEAR.
 
Hogfarmer said:
HEY DUMBASSES ,tHE CHIEFS WON THE SUPERBOWL JUST LIKE I TOLD YOU THEY WOULD!

GUESS WHAT, THEY'RE GONNA WIN IT AGAIN NEXT YEAR.
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I’ve never seen a Super Bowl parade with a smaller crowd than KC’s this year.
And notice how no one nationally talks about the SB victory?
It’s like flyover states don’t even exist in the country’s memory.


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PatsFan09 said:
I’ve never seen a Super Bowl parade with a smaller crowd than KC’s this year.
And notice how no one nationally talks about the SB victory?
It’s like flyover states don’t even exist in the country’s memory.


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JUst shut the fuck up. People all know you're A MORAN!
 
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