I'm having slander withdrawals

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I haven't seen enough slander accusations today. The report about LaGarette Blount was pretty good but I need more more more.

Any new references to the "fact" that the Colts' balls didn't deflate?

Any more bogus statistical analyses about fumbles?

Where should I be looking?
 
Just go to any rival teams website and click on the "Patriots cheated" thread and boom!
 
O.Z.O. Jr. is having a ball right now. He's surrounded by Ravens fans at school, and as this has gone further along they've gotten quieter and quieter. I keep giving him stuff to hit them with, and he says he really enjoys watching them slink away without being able to respond.

Makes a dad proud...
 
I haven't seen enough slander accusations today. The report about LaGarette Blount was pretty good but I need more more more.

Any new references to the "fact" that the Colts' balls didn't deflate?

Any more bogus statistical analyses about fumbles?

Where should I be looking?

Perhaps you could call one of these sports talk radio stations show and subject them to a wild conspiracy theory and see if they run with it.
 
Perhaps you could call one of these sports talk radio stations show and subject them to a wild conspiracy theory and see if they run with it.

This would actually work.

I'd rather see another Lynch type incident, but that's just me.
 
This would actually work.

I'd rather see another Lynch type incident, but that's just me.

Of course the theory would have to include money, sex and drugs. This one currently only includes restrooms and deflated balls - sex!? :shrug_n:
 
Of course the theory would have to include money, sex and drugs. This one currently only includes restrooms and deflated balls - sex!? :shrug_n:

Yeah...all too much for me to cook up. I've got other stuff to do. I want something to laugh at.
 
I refuse to engage them at this point, but the Colts' board is 9/10ths full of "OMG TEH PATRI-OTS ARE SUCHHHZZZ CHEATERZZZZ!!!! KILL THEM AND FEED THEM TO THE PIGS!!!"

It's not even worth engaging those fools. No offense to our Colt contingent here, but your fellow fans refuse to look at the actual facts of Ballghazi.
 
Just you wait for Saturday night.

Pats are funneling money to ISIS story.
 
I'm sure Tomase or someone will drop a "bombshell" late Saturday or Sunday AM just to F things up.... and I wish I was joking but I'm not.

I still hold out some hope that Goddell will say something on his Friday address that will be in favor of the Pats, but not holding my breath.
 
<i>Word on the street is that witnesses have come forward placing BB on the Grassy Knoll on 11/22/63.</i>

*nods sagely*
 
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