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Sorry Hawg...that was just a little toooo yeeeewwwyyyy. Unfortunately, we had to edit you for graphic language.

-- More irony from the Council of Moderators.

Hahahahahaha!!!! LOL! ROFL :Homer: Hawg got edited, Hawg got edited....Na, na, na, na na naaaa! This is the best day ever on this board. I got to see a pubic area, an aereola, and Uncle Hawg got edited! Can life get any better? Oh ya, I guess it could. The Pats could have made the playoffs and we could all be talking about our impending SB repeat... sorry.
 
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Official PatriotsPlanet Girlie Pic Thread

FallingAlice said:
But, say, NR, what is it with you and wildlife these days?

You didn't happen to grow up on a farm, did you?

And then, strangely, others want to see squirrel nuts and baboon butts.


Just branching out artistically that's all. Trying to find something that strikes a chord (nerve?) with the viewer. The still life has gotten stale. Fruit in a bowl have been done a thousand times. How does one go about mocking that which mocks itself?

My new material was quite a hit given that we are still talking about it. Animal porn is actually a metaphor for man's perpetual conquest over nature.

It's pretty deep. Don't step in it.
 

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FallingAlice said:
Pookie, Pookie...

It does my heart such good to be able to fill you with glee.

Sometimes we Simpleton's need love and reassurance too....
 

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Back to Business Boys...

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FallingAlice said:
Uh-huh.
*Begins a debate or conversation with the phrase..."Now I'm just a (simple/dumb-ole) (farmer/country-boy/venture capital executive/Senior Senator from Mississippi). Could you explain again what it is you meant by what you just said thar' a minute ago? You used an awful lot of fancy words that I jes don't understand...

'Nuff said, Mistah Pookie.

I got my eye on you, fellah.

Oh Puuullleeeezzzeee.... I was merely referring to the previous couple of posts and that I like to "keep it real", as do my brothers. But take this anyway Alice! She's our age and holding up well I'd venture to say.....
 

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FallingAlice said:
Are you sure that's a woman, Pook?

I mean...did you look at her hands? They're very large.

And the tilt of her head is designed to hide an Adam's apple.
Pretty sure it's a woman.... but hey, what do I care! It/she/whatever looks good enough for our girlie thread and none of us here at patriotsplanet.com will ever have to know if she's got a Mr Winky or a purring xxxxxx. There, I sensored myself.
 
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This will be my first attempt to post an image. Since no one has seen fit to indulge my favorite fetish, here's my favorite redhead, Nicole Kidman.
 

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Hey, wasn't really my intention to push the envelope, and the last thing I want to do is ruin this thread. I just failed to see what was in that picture in my posting frenzy.

I'll try to make up for it with another picture of the brunette (since Alice likes them) from the Miller commercial

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How about some nice swimsuits?

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nice safe swimsuits

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Not only are these nice swimsuits, but they are all a young lady by the name of Petra Nemcova.

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Gloat now, that was

FallingAlice said:
Sorry guys, but it seems that the ....ahem....little "Fellow" that NoRespect posted on the Beefcake Thread is actually a female of the species....

Upon closer inspection .....she has more than just one XXXXX on that prodigious fanny of hers. In fact, zoologists believe that the engorged posterior suggests a female in estrus at the height of the mating season.

In other words...she's hot, ready and waiting for you.

Perhaps it is cross-dressing, did you think of that?

And for that impressive bit of zoological knowledge you have earned yourself a gold star. The one with all the notches on her rather spectacular hiney is indeed a female in estrus. Well done. I had hoped that no one would pick up on the fact. I have -- as George W. would say -- grossly "misunderestimated" you. Although, if the truth be known I figured you would catch on. I can only say what took you so long? Do I have to grow a giant red butt to get your attention every time? :thumb:
 

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Re: Gloat now, that was

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Perhaps it is cross-dressing, did you think of that?

And for that impressive bit of zoological knowledge you have earned yourself a gold star. The one with all the notches on her rather spectacular hiney is indeed a female in estrus. Well done. I had hoped that no one would pick up on the fact. I have -- as George W. would say -- grossly "misunderestimated" you. Although, if the truth be known I figured you would catch on. I can only say what took you so long? Do I have to grow a giant red butt to get your attention every time? :thumb:

I don't care what that friggin' beast is, it's thoroughly disgusting with half it's inerds hanging on the outside! But it's funny nonetheless.
 
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Sorry guys, but it seems that the ....ahem....little "Fellow" that NoRespect posted on the Beefcake Thread is actually a female of the species. Thus, its more natural home is the girlie pic thread.

Upon closer inspection you will notice that she has no observable testicles, no colorful markings on the face typical of males (to attract partners) and...well...sorry to say it, but she has more than just one XXXXX on that prodigious fanny of hers.

In fact, zoologists believe that the engorged posterior suggests a female in estrus at the height of the mating season. In other words...she's hot, ready and waiting for you.

So...dream on guys!!!

:thumb:


(From time to time -- in order to cover our costs -- PatriotsPlanet.com may resort to some well-positioned commercial ventures. You may know these as ads. We will try to keep these to a minimum. However, due to the unstable and unpredictable -- almost fickle -- nature of the business environment that we find ourselves in, these may become more frequent. As a moderator, I apologize for this inconvenience. Thank you for shopping at PatriotsPlanet. -- NoRespect)
 

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Isn't there a guideline for the number of messages posted before there is a pretty girl to be seen? :p

Well, if there isn't, there ought to be :p So in the interests of keeping some sort of ratio alive I present another swimsuit.

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You may resume your conversation of babboon butts now :jester:
 
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Undertaker #59 said:
Isn't there a guideline for the number of messages posted before there is a pretty girl to be seen? Well, if there isn't, there ought to be.

Go ask Alice, perhaps she'll know.... :)

I believe it is either two or three. However, contractually we can exceed three with an interceding animal reference. It's in the membership agreement. Right after the part where it says "Garnishing your wages"....

Let me make it up to you. Here's another side of Heidi that you may not have seen....
 
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In order to comply with the dictate of NoRespect I am compelled to post yet another pic of the most popular babe on the internet - none other than Anna. This pic was taken during one of her many dominating victories of 2002.

Rumor has it that her butt is so perfectly round that British scientists use it to calibrate their instruments. Truth or fiction? You be the judge.
 

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Hawg73 said:

Rumor has it that her butt is so perfectly round that British scientists use it to calibrate their instruments.

I'm also told that Anna's ample bottom will be in an upcoming Volkswagen Beetle advertisement to be aired exclusively on patriotsplanet.
 

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