Oh S#*T! We're screwed!

it is really amazing when they get the seal in midair :thumb:
 
As long as they don't have lasers, I am fine with it. Just when you have sharks with freaking lasers on their head......we are done fore.
 
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This is nothing new. Have you never seen Air Jaws.
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Great Whites are pussies.. :coffee:
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Who are you calling a pussY'
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My 2 year old picked up an interesting expression somewhere recently. Instead of saying "Wow!" Or "Holy shit!" like a normal 2-year old, he's started to say "Flying Orcas!"

That would be scarier and more dangerous than flying sharks. Bigger, stronger, smarter, and pack hunters.
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Who are you calling a pussY'
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I was at the Vineyard when they were filming Jaws. This scene, my friends and I were extras. We never did get to see ourselves in the movie. The one scene took 3 hours to film.
 
I am pretty sure I would shit myself and go into shock if that was coming at me in the water.

A young shark and an old shark are watching some surfers from a distance, getting hungry. The old shark explains his technique to the young shark-

"swim up to them, circle them a couple times with your dorsal fin showing, then eat them"

the young shark asks "why do you circle them a couple times before you eat them?"...

to which the old shark responds "they taste a lot better without all that shit in them"
 
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