- Oct 9, 2007
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Hahahaha...this is funny. How bad does it have to be up in Northern Maine that Southern Maine doesn't want anything to do with it? I'll be waiting for your answer, Paranoid Patriot. ROFL
Southern Maine Wants To Form Their Own State Called Northern Massachusetts
AUGUSTA, Maine — A lawmaker from northern Maine has launched another attempt to divide Maine into two states. Rep. Henry Joy’s proposal gives new fuel to the notion of there being two Maines — the prosperous, populated south, and rural north. He says he was inspired by a proposal to create North Woods natural preserve that would remove valuable woodlands from further economic development. To be considered by the Legislature, Joy’s proposal would have to clear the Legislative Council, something that’s unlikely so late in the legislative session. Under Joy’s plan, the state of Maine would encompass Aroostook, Piscataquis, Somerset, Franklin, Penobscot, and parts of Washington, Hancock and Oxford counties. Southern and coastal Maine would be renamed the state of Northern Massachusetts.
Woa! Hold on just a god damn minute here! Because with all do respect to Maine there is no ****ing way Southern Maine is worthy of calling themselves Northern Massachusetts and leaching off our reputation. I mean I haven’t heard anything this outrageous since Lynn wanted to change their name to Ocean Park. Don’t worry though I got a solution. Just call Northern Maine Southern Canada and Southern Maine just becomes Maine. There problem solved. Because as much as I love Maniacs they still have a long way to go in terms of civilization before being allowed to associate with a real state like us.
PS – I almost feel bad for Northern Maine here. I mean how disgusting do you have to be that the Southern part of the state wants to secede from you? I mean we’re not talking about the Hollywood crowd here. It’s ****ing Maine. If you’re too disgusting for them then you’re probably too disgusting for life.