Patriots vs Vikings 8:20 on NBC Game Thread

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Absolutely love it when the patriots play on Thanksgiving! I’m particularly excited that it’s the night game because I will actually get to watch all of it as I usually get home by 8 o’clock.

I have this feeling that it’s going to be a win tonight! I don’t know why as on paper it should be an easy win for the Vikings but I am hopeful that the offense has a breakout game against its defense and that the Pats defense is able to contain Cousins and his weapons.
 

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OT Christian Darrisaw and CB’s Andrew Booth Jr. and Akayleb Evans are all listed as OUT for tomorrow night’s game against the Pats.
DL Dalvin Tomlinson is also listed as QUESTIONABLE. Big break for New England with Darrisaw and Booth both unavailable.
 

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Forgot something, we're doomed !

I'm glad you brought it up.

Tonight at about 8:20, many of us that have spent the day feasting and appreciating the many blessings which we enjoy will begin to
watch a football nightmare unfold. Many of us, along with our playoff hopes, will not survive the grisly carnage that will ensue

The Vikings fans, drunk on mead and tryptophan will be filled with a savage bloodlust. Kirk Cousins, that goofy cornball, will channel
Ragnar Lothbrok - a warrior King whose flaming arrows will all hit their mark. Justin Jefferson's tender turf toe will be healed by the Goddess Freya
using a poultice of magic mushrooms and fjord moss.

Minnesota's HC, a banished son of Belichick, will take counsel from a mystic seer who will fill O'Connell's head with strategic dreams
that will lead his enemies into diabolical traps that will forever be celebrated in song and lore as the Valhalla Visions.

Meanwhile, the Vikings Defense will take to the longboats and slam into our hapless, decimated Offensive line like a purple maelstrom.

Mac Jones will lay down his shield in fear and beg for mercy, but there will be none forthcoming. The crazed horde will bellow in triumph as
our own skinny goober QB is put out of his cowardly misery with a ritual blood eagle ceremony at halftime. If he lasts that long.

Hear the echoes of the war horn. It seems to come from everywhere, from nowhere. They are coming for us.

View: https://youtu.be/dW2GF6145vs
 
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I'm glad you brought it up.

Tonight at about 8:20, many of us that have spent the day feasting and appreciating the many blessings which we enjoy will begin to
watch a football nightmare unfold. Many of us, along with our playoff hopes, will not survive the grisly carnage that will ensue

The Vikings fans, drunk on mead and tryptophan will be filled with a savage bloodlust. Kirk Cousins, that goofy cornball, will channel
Ragnar Lothbrok - a warrior King whose flaming arrows will all hit their mark. Justin Jefferson's tender turf toe will be healed by the Goddess Freya
using a poultice of magic mushrooms and fjord moss.

Minnesota's HC, a banished son of Belichick, will take counsel from a mystic seer who will fill O'Connell's head with strategic dreams
that will lead his enemies into diabolical traps that will forever be celebrated in song and lore as the Valhalla Visions.

Meanwhile, the Vikings Defense will take to the longboats and slam into our hapless, decimated Offensive line like a purple maelstrom.

Mac Jones will lay down his shield in fear and beg for mercy, but there will be none forthcoming. The crazed horde will bellow in triumph as
our own skinny goober QB is put out of his cowardly misery with a ritual blood eagle ceremony at halftime. If he lasts that long.

Hear the echoes of the war horn. It seems to come from everywhere, from nowhere. They are coming for us.

View: https://youtu.be/dW2GF6145vs
I just hope that Mac understands that if he screams, like he did when he hurt his ankle, while being blood eagled, he will not go to Valhalla.
 

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Reiss is speculating that Bill Murray will be elevated today.
Which players will be available for the Oline? Who is the backup at OT?
 

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So all year when i watch the game the pats lose. When i dont watch they have won. So something has to give either they win while i watch, or they lose again and i dont watch anymore and they run the table all the way to the SB....sorry in advance for the loss
 

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So all year when i watch the game the pats lose. When i dont watch they have won. So something has to give either they win while i watch, or they lose again and i dont watch anymore and they run the table all the way to the SB....sorry in advance for the loss
Power outage at you house in 10,9,8,7,6,.....
 

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I'm glad you brought it up.

Tonight at about 8:20, many of us that have spent the day feasting and appreciating the many blessings which we enjoy will begin to
watch a football nightmare unfold. Many of us, along with our playoff hopes, will not survive the grisly carnage that will ensue

The Vikings fans, drunk on mead and tryptophan will be filled with a savage bloodlust. Kirk Cousins, that goofy cornball, will channel
Ragnar Lothbrok - a warrior King whose flaming arrows will all hit their mark. Justin Jefferson's tender turf toe will be healed by the Goddess Freya
using a poultice of magic mushrooms and fjord moss.

Minnesota's HC, a banished son of Belichick, will take counsel from a mystic seer who will fill O'Connell's head with strategic dreams
that will lead his enemies into diabolical traps that will forever be celebrated in song and lore as the Valhalla Visions.

Meanwhile, the Vikings Defense will take to the longboats and slam into our hapless, decimated Offensive line like a purple maelstrom.

Mac Jones will lay down his shield in fear and beg for mercy, but there will be none forthcoming. The crazed horde will bellow in triumph as
our own skinny goober QB is put out of his cowardly misery with a ritual blood eagle ceremony at halftime. If he lasts that long.

Hear the echoes of the war horn. It seems to come from everywhere, from nowhere. They are coming for us.

View: https://youtu.be/dW2GF6145vs
View: https://youtu.be/PDgJpQZae0E
 
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