Political Humor

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[Mr NFLfan]

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[BostonTim]

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True

 

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[imapig]

Lol

 

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Lol

 

[Inspector_50]

Lol

Damn I was eating!

 

[imapig]

Damn I was eating!

I hope you smelled your finger first.

 

[Mr NFLfan]

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[Mr NFLfan]

How business is done in Washington and Massachusetts

Three contractors are bidding to fix the White House fence. One from Massachusetts , another from Tennessee and the third, Florida .

They go with a White House official to examine the fence. The Florida contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works some figures with a pencil.

Well, he says. I figure the job will run about $900: $400 for materials, $400 for my crew and $100 profit for me.

The Tennessee contractor also does some measuring and figuring, then says, I can do this job for $700: $300 for materials, $300 for my crew and $100 profit for me.

The Massachusetts contractor doesn't measure or figure, but leans over to the White House official and whispers: $2,700.

The official, incredulous, says, You didn't even measure like the other guys! How did you come up with such a high figure?

Easy, the Massachusetts guy explains, $1,000 for you, $1,000 for me and we hire the guy from Tennessee.

 

[Inspector_50]

I got Anderson Cooper will harvest my trigger finger on a socialist dare.

 

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[HSanders]

lol especially at the Arby's one...

 

[Big/Sky/Fly]

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Make sure to get extra Horsey sauce!

 

[OSUBuckeye]

lol especially at the Arby's one...

Maybe he thought she was at Taco Bell.

 

[imapig]

Maybe he thought she was at Taco Bell.

Not sure this looks like a Chalupa.

 

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