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I have a question for the gents here. I remember this question was asked on a rugby forum probably about 20 years ago, and it split the board with one half absolutely disgusted with the other,

After you have done your morning business, the brown trout has been passed into the toilet; how do you wipe your ass? Back to front or front to back?
 
I have a question for the gents here. I remember this question was asked on a rugby forum probably about 20 years ago, and it split the board with one half absolutely disgusted with the other,

After you have done your morning business, the brown trout has been passed into the toilet; how do you wipe your ass? Back to front or front to back?
I go left to right
 
LIFE

It’s the day that is filled with adventure and thrills,
the hot drink and blanket that wards off the chill,
the right touch at the right time the moment you needed,
the wag of the tail from the dog you just greeted.

It’s the laugh when you shouldn't that you hide out of sight,
the tears that you fight as you cry in the night,
the laugh of the lover from the joke you both share,
the moment you remember they’re no longer there.

What is the meaning of life?
To live, of course.

Beautiful.

As Ayn Rand once said, "The purpose of life is to live it".
 
I have a question for the gents here. I remember this question was asked on a rugby forum probably about 20 years ago, and it split the board with one half absolutely disgusted with the other,

After you have done your morning business, the brown trout has been passed into the toilet; how do you wipe your ass? Back to front or front to back?
What kind of a modern day savage doesn't have a bidet?
 
I have a question for the gents here. I remember this question was asked on a rugby forum probably about 20 years ago, and it split the board with one half absolutely disgusted with the other,

After you have done your morning business, the brown trout has been passed into the toilet; how do you wipe your ass? Back to front or front to back?
I wipe front to back. If you do it the other way, you might wipe poopie into your vajayjay.

Just kidding.

Real men don't wipe.
 
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