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My New Pink Button (tm) is a temporary dye to restore the youthful pink color back to your labia. There is no other product like it. This patent pending formula was designed by a female certified Paramedical Esthetician after she discovered her own genital color loss. While looking online for a solution she discovered thousands of other women asking the same questions regarding their color loss. After countless searches revealing no solution available and a discussion with her own gynecologist she decided to create her own. Now there is a solution!

Features:

• Bettie  Think of that favorite lipstick you wear for those dressy black tie affairs and think "Bettie". This shade blends with a woman's own skin tones to bring out that "sexy hot pink, I am fired up, look". Go dancing this weekend and remember to bring "Bettie" along!
• Dye System Kit includes 20 disposable applicators, mixing dish, labia colorant dye and instructional guide.
• Our Products are Never Tested on Animals, but it will bring out the Animal in You!
• Easy to use - applies in just one minute - and your pink is back!
• 20 applications per bottle


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Product Weight: 1.5 pounds
Package Length: 3.1 inches
Package Width: 3.1 inches
Package Height: 2.1 inches
Package Weight: 0.25 pounds
Average Customer Rating: based on 3 reviews



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0 of 1 found the following review helpful:

Great Job !!Feb 11, 2010
I got the ole misses some of this cooter cream cause although she is a classic let's just say she wasn't garage kept. We both enjoyed ourselves as I waxed her squack and the dye really brought out the original finish. My only question comment is that I wish it had that new car smell, or maybe leather. But anyway, I've been inside my wife all week and it's been a great ride.
:jester:

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OffensiveFeb 10, 2010
Really? Now we're supposed to be dying our coochies in chemicals to be sexier? On top of Brazilian waxes, we now have another useless and probably painful (and probably unsafe) step to take in order to get us closer to our pre-pubescent forms. How totally offensive, absurd, and disgusting.

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Spare me.Feb 09, 2010
So, a female esthetician (read: not a doctor) noticed her lady-bits were fading, and invented vagina dye.
That really, honestly happened.
I would write more, but this entire concept is so stunningly retarded, I am at a loss for words.

Does any woman over the age of ten really need to be told not to go merrily daubing her cooter with mystery substances? "Natural" doesn't mean safe (see: hemlock, stonefish, sulfuric acid). WTF?
 

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Great Job !!Feb 11, 2010
I got the ole misses some of this cooter cream cause although she is a classic let's just say she wasn't garage kept. We both enjoyed ourselves as I waxed her squack and the dye really brought out the original finish. My only question comment is that I wish it had that new car smell, or maybe leather. But anyway, I've been inside my wife all week and it's been a great ride.
:jester:

0 of 2 found the following review helpful:

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How Even A Plain-Looking Woman
Can Become 350% More
Sexually Attractive
To Almost Any Man On Earth!

If You Would Like To:

Be a woman that nearly all men... just can't resist, this is going to be the most important message you will ever read.
Here Is Why: Let's face it... almost any woman can get a man to have sex with her. You don't have to be pretty. You don't have to be sexy. You don't have to have a great body. Basically, you just have to be a woman who will say "yes" and thousands of men will have sex with you...
Once!
But, what if you want that same man to call you for another date? Well, that might NOT be so easy. But, what if there was a way to make sure... almost every man... wanted to go out with you again? Better yet, what if there was a way to make having sex with you... so fantastic... the man you are interested in... couldn't even think about another woman? What if there was a way to make having sex with you... so good... a man would do anything... even marry you... to keep you in his bed?
Well, guess what? Now there is a little-known way you can turn almost any man into your 100% sex slave...
No Matter How You Look.. How Old You Are... Or Even... How Much You Weigh!
Don't laugh. It's really true and, to prove it, I'm going to tell you a story. This story starts in Asia about 2,000 years ago. Back then, there was no such thing as women's liberation. No such thing as women's rights. The only power a woman really had (to get what she wanted) was the power to attract and keep a man. And unfortunately, back then, just like it is today...
Most Men Are Sexually Attracted To Very Young Women!
Why is this? To answer that question, I have no choice except to tell you something no one wants to talk about publicly. Even most doctors won't tell you this but, the truth is... young women are most likely to be extremely tight!
Maybe you don't like that. Maybe it's unfair. But the truth is the truth. These young women haven't yet been "loosened up" by age, childbirth, hundreds of sexual experiences or anything else that causes them to lose what some people call that "honeymoon fit". Why is this so important? The answers are easy. A woman with a very tight vagina increases a man's ego by making him feel he has a much larger than average penis. (And, almost all men secretly worry about the size of their penis.) A tight vagina makes a man feel every inch of his penetration. It stimulates every single nerve ending in his genital area. It literally causes a flood of sexual energy and ecstasy all over his body. Once a man has had sex with a woman with a truly tight vagina... all he will be able to think about... is having sex with that same woman again. But, most women eventually lose their "teenage" tightness. Nature takes its toll on everyone.
However, a certain (very small) group of very clever women... over 2,000 years ago... discovered...
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How To Reverse Vagina Aging!
</TH></TR></TBODY></TABLE>
And these women became the most powerful on earth. They married the richest and the most powerful men. If their husband was a king, it was the woman who controlled the king. You see, a woman who is old enough to know how to give a man extremely good sex plus has a tight, moist, young-looking vagina, has an enormous advantage over every other woman.
It doesn't matter how beautiful the other woman is. It doesn't matter how sexy her body is. It doesn't matter if she has big or small breasts. It doesn't matter how interesting she is or if she has a high I.Q. The truth is, a woman with a young, tight, "velvet glove" vagina will get the man every time.
What did these special women discover 2,000 years ago? It was a cream. A cream which has been a closely guarded secret for all those years. What this cream does is:
  • It totally eliminates the need for vagina tightening surgery which is the fastest growing (and one of the most expensive) medical procedures being asked for by women today!
  • It tightens the vagina and the muscles in the surrounding area!
  • It increases a woman's sexual desire!
  • It slows the menopausal process!
  • It dramatically increases the intensity, frequency and quality of a woman's orgasms!
  • It restores the natural elasticity of the vagina!
  • It acts as a lubricant with a fresh, clean scent!
  • It maintains natural color and a "teenage" appearance!
This product is called Virgin Cream and it is based on a secret herbal formula that is 100% safe and natural. The main ingredient is Aleppo Oak Gall (AOG) that has been treated with a secret process.
<SMALL>Traditional herbalists have long known that oak gall is rich in tannin, tannic acid, antioxidant, vitamins (mainly Vitamin A and C), calcium, iron, fiber, protein and carbohydrates. It also has many unique properties such as astringent, anti-microbial, anti-inflammatory and anti-oxidant. </SMALL>
<SMALL>Because of its high tannin content, oak gall is popularly used after childbirth to stimulate the contraction of the abdominal, uterine and vaginal muscles. </SMALL>It has been used for centuries by the most powerful, the most successful and the most highly-desired women in Asia.
And, now a Malaysian biotech company owns the rights to this secret formula and is selling it to the women of the world with...
<TABLE border=0 cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="100%" bgColor=#ffffff height=28><TBODY><TR><TD bgColor=#8d0a52 colSpan=3>
A Full One-Year Money Back Guarantee!
</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>
If you are unhappy with this product for any reason, just send back the empty product container (any time within the next 12 months) and get a full and immediate refund with no questions asked. This product really works!
<CENTER><TABLE style="BORDER-COLLAPSE: collapse" border=3 cellSpacing=5 borderColor=#c0c0c0 cellPadding=5 bgColor=#ffffff><TBODY><TR><TD bgColor=#ffffff borderColor=#cfacd7 align=middle>"To tell you the truth, I had resisted using Virgin Cream for 6 months as I was not convinced that it will work. Besides, I don't like to apply something that I don't know about onto my private part. But my best friend, who is a doctor with 4 children, finally convinced me to give it a try after she said that it had helped to boost her dwindling sex life. You know what? I had no regrets using it! In fact, I felt sexually charged after the first application. I have been using Virgin Cream for over a month and my husband of 20 years and I are now enjoying the best sex of our lives!"

Marina K., age 46, accountant with 3 children

</TD></TR><TR><TD bgColor=#ffffff borderColor=#cfacd7 align=middle>"After the birth of our 2nd child, my husband seemed to have lost interest in sex. Nothing that I did could turn him on like how I used to. Sure we make love but it feels like an obligation. Then, a relative recommended Virgin Cream. I was skeptical initially because I didn’t think that a cream can help to put the sizzle back into our love life. Anyway, I have nothing to lose. So I tried Virgin Cream…and it turned out to be the best decision I have ever made. My husband now adores me. He even bought me some sexy lingerie the other day. As for our love life, it is simply fantastic!"

Susan A., age 38, housewife with 2 children

</TD></TR><TR><TD bgColor=#ffffff borderColor=#cfacd7 align=middle>"I am a divorcee with 2 teenage children. Recently, I met a wonderful man whom I would like to spend my life with. He too feels the same about me. We enjoy a wonderful sex life but I want to give more. That’s what prompted me to try Virgin Cream. And I must say, it works wonderfully well! My lover says that I’m like a virgin to him. That was sweet, wasn’t it? Oh, one more thing…we will be getting married later this year! Thanks Virgin Cream!"Elizabeth Y., age 41, divorcee with 2 children
</TD></TR><TR><TD bgColor=#ffffff borderColor=#cfacd7 align=middle>"Two years ago, I had an operation to remove an abnormal growth in the cervical area. Ever since the operation, I had not been able to enjoy sex with my husband. Even though he is supportive of me, I could feel the strain in the relationship. I can’t help it. It just hurts every time I have sex. My vagina also feels very dry and rough. Moreover, I have this white discharge. My sister, who used to work as an assistant to a herbalist, told me about a product called V Cream. I tried it last week, and to my surprise, it works. My vagina is not dry anymore, and the white discharge is now gone. But best of all, I feel sexually attractive all over again. My husband certainly thinks so."

Madeline P., age 33, Computer Programmer
</TD></TR><TR><TD bgColor=#ffffff borderColor=#cfacd7 align=middle>"I’m in my late 50s. Had menopause a couple of years ago and since then, sex has not been on my priority list. My husband, John, said that I’m cold towards him. I love him truly, but the thought of sex turns me off. Well, you women probably know how I felt and what I’ve gone through. My neighbor recommended HRT but I wasn’t keen on it. My husband bought me Virgin Cream one day; apparently, the cream helped his friend’s wife (Marie) who was in a similar situation. I was reluctant to apply the cream to my vagina but relented after having spoken to Marie. No, I’m not going to tell you details about my love life but nowadays, John lovingly refers me as his virgin wife. Who am I to argue?"

Elsie C., age 58, grandmother of 4

</TD></TR><TR><TD bgColor=#ffffff borderColor=#cfacd7 align=middle>"I'm a mother of 4 children and have been married for almost 16 years. I don’t really have any major sexual problem. However, being a working mother of 4, I do get tired and lacking in sexual drive. My friend introduced me to Virgin Cream. I applied the cream as directed and in a matter of a few hours can feel the effect. Even though the physical body is still tired, I was sexually more stimulated and ready. I was ‘itchy’ for action! My husband finds it is easier to arouse me and when we were having sex; my vagina feels tight, like I was a virgin again. The stimulation due to the tightness really arouses me and I climaxed easily. But best of all, my husband is very happy and said that I am ‘more virgin now than when I was a virgin'."

Mary P., age 49, secretary with 4 children
</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></CENTER>​
<CENTER>How To Apply Virgin Cream
</CENTER>
  • Wash your hand with soap
  • Use a small towel to clean your vagina with lukewarm water. Then wipe it until dry and clean
  • Use your finger tip and scoop up the cream about the size of your whole fingernail
  • Insert your finger 3/4 way into your vagina and apply the cream onto your vagina wall evenly
  • Cover the jar back with the cap and wash your hand with soap
If you are using Virgin Cream for the first time, apply the cream to your vagina twice a day (once in the morning and once at night) for the first 5 nights. Thereafter, apply the cream once a day on alternate days for maintenance until you have achieved your desired tightness.
Virgin Cream is also commonly used to enhance sexual intercourse. Apply the cream approximately 60 minutes before sex to experience the tight "honeymoon" fit, enhance the sensitivity of your vagina area and increase the frequency and intensity of your orgasm.
Frequently-Asked Questions
How soon can I see results?

Generally, many women feel some tightening effect within the first 20 minutes of application. However, it may take as long as a day to a month to achieve one's desired tightness. Results vary from woman to woman. Basically, for normal healthy women, the followings will be the controlling factors:
1. Has she given birth before and how many times?
2. How sexually active is she?
3. Whether she has ‘abused’ herself with a dildo?
Do I have to use it every day?
You should apply the cream according to instructions until you achieve the desired tightness. After that, you MUST stop and ONLY apply the cream as and when needed. Normally, after achieving the desired tightness, you only need to apply the cream once a week for maintenance purpose.
Are there any side effects?
There are no known side effects…unless you are allergic to the ingredients in cream. These herbs have been used for centuries by Asian women.
How effective is the cream?
We have tens of thousands of satisfied users worldwide. Most of these women achieved their desired results between a day to a week.
Can I use Virgin Cream during menstruation?
No. When you are having your period, you should not use the cream. Likewise, do not use the cream when you are pregnant. You should only start your application one day after your period is over.
Is Virgin Cream safe to use?
Yes. Virgin Cream is manufactured in our laboratory under stringent GMP (Good Manufacturing Practices) standards. It has also been extensively tested for heavy metals and bacteria and found to comply with international standards, making it safe to use.
I have white discharge with an uneasy smell from my vagina. Can this cream help?
Yes, due to its antibacterial property, this cream has helped to eliminate this problem on many occasions.
 

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I myself am very interested in procuring this Virgin Cream product for a friend

how well does it work on hands?

this "velvet glove" and "honeymoon fit" description is a concept my friend thinks he can wrap his hands around
 

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<table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=15 width="100%" bgcolor=#ffffff><tbody><tr><td>
how even a plain-looking woman
can become 350% more
sexually attractive
to almost any man on earth!

if you would like to:

be a woman that nearly all men... Just can't resist, this is going to be the most important message you will ever read.
here is why: let's face it... Almost any woman can get a man to have sex with her. You don't have to be pretty. You don't have to be sexy. You don't have to have a great body. Basically, you just have to be a woman who will say "yes" and thousands of men will have sex with you...
once!
but, what if you want that same man to call you for another date? Well, that might not be so easy. But, what if there was a way to make sure... almost every man... Wanted to go out with you again? Better yet, what if there was a way to make having sex with you... so fantastic... The man you are interested in... Couldn't even think about another woman? What if there was a way to make having sex with you... So good... A man would do anything... even marry you... To keep you in his bed?
well, guess what? Now there is a little-known way you can turn almost any man into your 100% sex slave...
no matter how you look.. How old you are... Or even... How much you weigh!
don't laugh. It's really true and, to prove it, i'm going to tell you a story. This story starts in asia about 2,000 years ago. Back then, there was no such thing as women's liberation. No such thing as women's rights. The only power a woman really had (to get what she wanted) was the power to attract and keep a man. And unfortunately, back then, just like it is today...
most men are sexually attracted to very young women!
why is this? To answer that question, i have no choice except to tell you something no one wants to talk about publicly. Even most doctors won't tell you this but, the truth is... young women are most likely to be extremely tight!
maybe you don't like that. Maybe it's unfair. But the truth is the truth. These young women haven't yet been "loosened up" by age, childbirth, hundreds of sexual experiences or anything else that causes them to lose what some people call that "honeymoon fit". Why is this so important? The answers are easy. A woman with a very tight vagina increases a man's ego by making him feel he has a much larger than average penis. (and, almost all men secretly worry about the size of their penis.) a tight vagina makes a man feel every inch of his penetration. It stimulates every single nerve ending in his genital area. It literally causes a flood of sexual energy and ecstasy all over his body. Once a man has had sex with a woman with a truly tight vagina... all he will be able to think about... Is having sex with that same woman again. But, most women eventually lose their "teenage" tightness. Nature takes its toll on everyone.
however, a certain (very small) group of very clever women... Over 2,000 years ago... Discovered...
</td></tr></tbody></table><table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0 width="100%" bgcolor=#ffffff height=28><tbody><tr><th bgcolor=#8d0a52 colspan=3>
how to reverse vagina aging!
</th></tr></tbody></table>
and these women became the most powerful on earth. They married the richest and the most powerful men. If their husband was a king, it was the woman who controlled the king. You see, a woman who is old enough to know how to give a man extremely good sex plus has a tight, moist, young-looking vagina, has an enormous advantage over every other woman.
It doesn't matter how beautiful the other woman is. It doesn't matter how sexy her body is. It doesn't matter if she has big or small breasts. It doesn't matter how interesting she is or if she has a high i.q. The truth is, a woman with a young, tight, "velvet glove" vagina will get the man every time.
What did these special women discover 2,000 years ago? It was a cream. A cream which has been a closely guarded secret for all those years. What this cream does is:
  • it totally eliminates the need for vagina tightening surgery which is the fastest growing (and one of the most expensive) medical procedures being asked for by women today!
  • it tightens the vagina and the muscles in the surrounding area!
  • it increases a woman's sexual desire!
  • it slows the menopausal process!
  • it dramatically increases the intensity, frequency and quality of a woman's orgasms!
  • it restores the natural elasticity of the vagina!
  • it acts as a lubricant with a fresh, clean scent!
  • it maintains natural color and a "teenage" appearance!
this product is called virgin cream and it is based on a secret herbal formula that is 100% safe and natural. The main ingredient is aleppo oak gall (aog) that has been treated with a secret process.
<small>traditional herbalists have long known that oak gall is rich in tannin, tannic acid, antioxidant, vitamins (mainly vitamin a and c), calcium, iron, fiber, protein and carbohydrates. It also has many unique properties such as astringent, anti-microbial, anti-inflammatory and anti-oxidant. </small>
<small>because of its high tannin content, oak gall is popularly used after childbirth to stimulate the contraction of the abdominal, uterine and vaginal muscles. </small>it has been used for centuries by the most powerful, the most successful and the most highly-desired women in asia.
and, now a malaysian biotech company owns the rights to this secret formula and is selling it to the women of the world with...
<table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0 width="100%" bgcolor=#ffffff height=28><tbody><tr><td bgcolor=#8d0a52 colspan=3>
a full one-year money back guarantee!
</td></tr></tbody></table>
if you are unhappy with this product for any reason, just send back the empty product container (any time within the next 12 months) and get a full and immediate refund with no questions asked. this product really works!
<center><table style="border-collapse: Collapse" border=3 cellspacing=5 bordercolor=#c0c0c0 cellpadding=5 bgcolor=#ffffff><tbody><tr><td bgcolor=#ffffff bordercolor=#cfacd7 align=middle>"to tell you the truth, i had resisted using virgin cream for 6 months as i was not convinced that it will work. Besides, i don't like to apply something that i don't know about onto my private part. But my best friend, who is a doctor with 4 children, finally convinced me to give it a try after she said that it had helped to boost her dwindling sex life. You know what? I had no regrets using it! In fact, i felt sexually charged after the first application. I have been using virgin cream for over a month and my husband of 20 years and i are now enjoying the best sex of our lives!"

marina k., age 46, accountant with 3 children

</td></tr><tr><td bgcolor=#ffffff bordercolor=#cfacd7 align=middle>"after the birth of our 2nd child, my husband seemed to have lost interest in sex. Nothing that i did could turn him on like how i used to. Sure we make love but it feels like an obligation. then, a relative recommended virgin cream. I was skeptical initially because i didn?t think that a cream can help to put the sizzle back into our love life. Anyway, i have nothing to lose. So i tried virgin cream?and it turned out to be the best decision i have ever made. My husband now adores me. He even bought me some sexy lingerie the other day. As for our love life, it is simply fantastic!"

susan a., age 38, housewife with 2 children

</td></tr><tr><td bgcolor=#ffffff bordercolor=#cfacd7 align=middle>"i am a divorcee with 2 teenage children. Recently, i met a wonderful man whom i would like to spend my life with. He too feels the same about me. We enjoy a wonderful sex life but i want to give more. That?s what prompted me to try virgin cream. And i must say, it works wonderfully well! My lover says that i?m like a virgin to him. That was sweet, wasn?t it? Oh, one more thing?we will be getting married later this year! Thanks virgin cream!"elizabeth y., age 41, divorcee with 2 children
</td></tr><tr><td bgcolor=#ffffff bordercolor=#cfacd7 align=middle>"two years ago, i had an operation to remove an abnormal growth in the cervical area. Ever since the operation, i had not been able to enjoy sex with my husband. Even though he is supportive of me, i could feel the strain in the relationship. I can?t help it. It just hurts every time i have sex. My vagina also feels very dry and rough. Moreover, i have this white discharge. My sister, who used to work as an assistant to a herbalist, told me about a product called v cream. I tried it last week, and to my surprise, it works. My vagina is not dry anymore, and the white discharge is now gone. But best of all, i feel sexually attractive all over again. My husband certainly thinks so."

madeline p., age 33, computer programmer
</td></tr><tr><td bgcolor=#ffffff bordercolor=#cfacd7 align=middle>"i?m in my late 50s. Had menopause a couple of years ago and since then, sex has not been on my priority list. My husband, john, said that i?m cold towards him. I love him truly, but the thought of sex turns me off. Well, you women probably know how i felt and what i?ve gone through. My neighbor recommended hrt but i wasn?t keen on it. My husband bought me virgin cream one day; apparently, the cream helped his friend?s wife (marie) who was in a similar situation. I was reluctant to apply the cream to my vagina but relented after having spoken to marie. No, i?m not going to tell you details about my love life but nowadays, john lovingly refers me as his virgin wife. Who am i to argue?"

elsie c., age 58, grandmother of 4

</td></tr><tr><td bgcolor=#ffffff bordercolor=#cfacd7 align=middle>"i'm a mother of 4 children and have been married for almost 16 years. I don?t really have any major sexual problem. However, being a working mother of 4, i do get tired and lacking in sexual drive. My friend introduced me to virgin cream. I applied the cream as directed and in a matter of a few hours can feel the effect. Even though the physical body is still tired, i was sexually more stimulated and ready. I was ?itchy? for action! My husband finds it is easier to arouse me and when we were having sex; my vagina feels tight, like i was a virgin again. The stimulation due to the tightness really arouses me and i climaxed easily. But best of all, my husband is very happy and said that i am ?more virgin now than when i was a virgin'."

mary p., age 49, secretary with 4 children
</td></tr></tbody></table></center>​
<center>how to apply virgin cream
</center>
  • wash your hand with soap
  • use a small towel to clean your vagina with lukewarm water. Then wipe it until dry and clean
  • use your finger tip and scoop up the cream about the size of your whole fingernail
  • insert your finger 3/4 way into your vagina and apply the cream onto your vagina wall evenly
  • cover the jar back with the cap and wash your hand with soap
if you are using virgin cream for the first time, apply the cream to your vagina twice a day (once in the morning and once at night) for the first 5 nights. Thereafter, apply the cream once a day on alternate days for maintenance until you have achieved your desired tightness.
Virgin cream is also commonly used to enhance sexual intercourse. Apply the cream approximately 60 minutes before sex to experience the tight "honeymoon" fit, enhance the sensitivity of your vagina area and increase the frequency and intensity of your orgasm.
frequently-asked questions
how soon can i see results?

generally, many women feel some tightening effect within the first 20 minutes of application. However, it may take as long as a day to a month to achieve one's desired tightness. Results vary from woman to woman. Basically, for normal healthy women, the followings will be the controlling factors:
1. Has she given birth before and how many times?
2. How sexually active is she?
3. Whether she has ?abused? herself with a dildo?
do i have to use it every day?
you should apply the cream according to instructions until you achieve the desired tightness. After that, you must stop and only apply the cream as and when needed. Normally, after achieving the desired tightness, you only need to apply the cream once a week for maintenance purpose.
are there any side effects?
there are no known side effects?unless you are allergic to the ingredients in cream. These herbs have been used for centuries by asian women.
how effective is the cream?
we have tens of thousands of satisfied users worldwide. Most of these women achieved their desired results between a day to a week.
can i use virgin cream during menstruation?
no. When you are having your period, you should not use the cream. Likewise, do not use the cream when you are pregnant. You should only start your application one day after your period is over.
is virgin cream safe to use?
yes. Virgin cream is manufactured in our laboratory under stringent gmp (good manufacturing practices) standards. It has also been extensively tested for heavy metals and bacteria and found to comply with international standards, making it safe to use.

























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I have white discharge with an uneasy smell from my vagina. Can this cream help?

yes, due to its antibacterial property, this cream has helped to eliminate this problem on many occasions.
ROFL :jester:
 

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The Virgin Cream ad read like a fine movie script building tension as the characters were developed and the anticipation built...what could this miracle be that powerful woman have kept secret for 2000 years? We search the globe; fighting the agents of the secret society sworn to protect the secret at all costs along the way....what can it be? Why, it's, it's, it's a tight pussy! It's a blockbuster! I hope Spielberg and Hanks get a hold of this script. I don't want some hack like Russ Meyer or Kevin Costner ruining it.
 

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What in the name of hell? I am the most pro plastic surgery girl around but I can honestly say I have never ever heard of the color of virginia being an issue. Really? WTF?
 

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Hey the Japanese have no qualms about sex, they are not the prudish country the US is. One of the reasons I love going there woohoo:dbanana:
 

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Hey the Japanese have no qualms about sex, they are not the prudish country the US is. One of the reasons I love going there woohoo:dbanana:
Maybe you could take SF87 along with you one of these trips?

Cheers, BostonTim
 
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