The Chiefs will scalp the Pats - DOOMED!!!

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People say that Belichick is a defensive genius, but let's look at the EVIDENCE, shall we?

- Genius for the Giants. No. Lucky to have Bill Parcells as a HC, who drafted that awesome Linebacker corps.
- HOF coaching plan. Yeah, whatevs. Lucky that Scott Norwood decided to shit the bed.
- Defensive genius for the Pats. Definitely NOT!! He cheatingly encouraged his players to cheat in the 2002 SB, which was the ONLY way they could stop the Greatest Show on Turf.
- 2003 and 2004 were down to Romeo Crennel and the last two wins were down to more cheating and Matt Patricia. FACT.

- as a Head Coach, he claims credit for Lonnie Paxton's "deliberate" safety. Deliberate, my tired arse.

On the other hand, Andy Reid is an absolute genius and Belifraud is going to get his arse handed to him.

Patrick Mahomes is by some distance the greatest QB ever and he will show it on early Monday morning (why ARE they playing the game at 0120 BST? That's bonkers). He throws for 667 yards on a perfect 80 of 80 and 28 TDs.

Tyreek Hill skins Gilmore all day long and ends up with 333 yards.

On O, things are just as bad for the Pats, as Dee Ford does unspeakable things to Brady. He moves up and down the LOS, just so he can beat every single O line/TE/RB blocking him. His 15 sacks, 15 forced fumbles and 10 recoveries, are impressive.

Eric Berry covers Gronk, Edelman and Gordon at once, leading to 20 picks.

It's a miserable day for the Cheats, as they slump to 3-3. The Chiefs march on to Glory.

Cheats* - nothing
Chiefs - 224
 

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Cheats* - nothing
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Wow. I know Georgia Tech beat Tennessee 222-0 in 1916. Obviously this game will be worse with Brady throwing the ball to no WR within the zip code of the stadium from the end zone for a safety. If the Chiefs can waltz in and throw a beatdown on the Pats on banner night, I can't imagine what they will do to the Pats on a 5-game winning streak this year. Belichick had months to prepare for the Chiefs then and couldn't find a way to do it. He's screwed with only 10 days. The Chiefs will cause more harm to Patriots than they did at the fvcking Alamo. They might go so far as to turn Brady into BBQ after the game and drink 4 Hands beer from his skull. We're fvcked.
 

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This is gong to be an awful beat down. Maybe Brian Hoyer should play the entire game. What difference is it going to make?

And don't play Gronk so he gets shown up by the best TE in history of TE's. Gronk could lose all of his confidence for the rest of his life by being shown up by real TE.

The doom is hanging greatly over this game.
 

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Young buck Mahomes soundly thrashes Grampaw Brady and sends him to the woodshed. Never before has a phenom QB such as the one behind the Chef's line of scrimmage been known to humankind. After this bloodbath, the chastened Patriots turn over all their Lombardis to the new conquering hero and his team of arm-chopping berserkers.

I'll be epic.

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Kansas City unleashes a beating that only Joe Gibbs would understand. Patriots are lost chasing the race cars that are the offensive weapons of the Chiefs.


Patriots are left in the dust like Wiley E. Coyote

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Patriots 0

football and Beer
Beer and Football
 

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I'm still not feeling the whole "karma" thing because, quite frankly, the Chef's are gonna stir fry the patsies no matter how much we pull the old "oh whoa is me, the chiefs are so scary and we're gonna all get wedgies and nuggies, even if we are actually on our couches watching at home but the CHIEFS [capitals to represent dominance] our going to take our lunch money and call our mommies bad names and stuff".... just not feeling it :coffee:
 

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Bottom line is that Mahomie is not a flash-in-the-pan and is just as good as he has looked. He's electrifying, brilliant, and athletic. His arm is is not so much a laser rocket as it is an dark matter cannon.

He is also trustworthy, loyal, helpful, friendly, kind and courteous. He reads to the terminally ill, donates his salary to charity, works for Habitat for Humanity after he is done memorizing the playbook and doesn't fuck on the first date.

He is not quite human. He's so good that Ernie Adams did a film study on him and told Belichick "my advice is to rest the starters".

You know what happens in every movie where the crusty old sherriff meets the young gunslinger at high noon?

He gets a belly full of lead, or led, depending on which spelling you choose to use.

It's that time. The time we have all feared would come someday and someday is coming Sunday night.

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Bottom line is that Mahomie is not a flash-in-the-pan and is just as good as he has looked. He's electrifying, brilliant, and athletic. His arm is is not so much a laser rocket as it is an dark matter cannon.

He is also trustworthy, loyal, helpful, friendly, kind and courteous. He reads to the terminally ill, donates his salary to charity, works for Habitat for Humanity after he is done memorizing the playbook and doesn't fuck on the first date.

He is not quite human. He's so good that Ernie Adams did a film study on him and told Belichick "my advice is to rest the starters".

You know what happens in every movie where the crusty old sherriff meets the young gunslinger at high noon?

He gets a belly full of lead, or led, depending on which spelling you choose to use.

It's that time. The time we have all feared would come someday and someday is coming Sunday night.

New Wave Champions 61
The Forgotten Ones 6

Damn it. Is Ghost gonna doink another one????
 

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Brady and Belichick have a huge argument and they end up having a Jell-O wrestling match on the 50 yard line while the game is going on. Both he and Brady get kicked out of the game. Andy Reid has a heart attack with five minutes left in game and suddenly the game clock management improved greatly and the Chiefs Roll 24 to 17.
 

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Brady and Belichick have a huge argument and they end up having a Jell-O wrestling match on the 50 yard line while the game is going on. Both he and Brady get kicked out of the game. Andy Reid has a heart attack with five minutes left in game and suddenly the game clock management improved greatly and the Chiefs Roll 24 to 17.

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He is also trustworthy, loyal, helpful, friendly, kind and courteous. He reads to the terminally ill, donates his salary to charity, works for Habitat for Humanity after he is done memorizing the playbook and doesn't fuck on the first date.

You forgot "is kind to small animals, loves his mother and always shakes when he's done . . ."

wuv
 

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5 starters out on Chiefs defense . If the Pats lose I think it sends a clear message to Kraft that the parties over.

Do they have a backup for Brady ? I don't even know who is 2nd string QB.
 
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