The greatest thing.

[bostonsports]

I'm sure just about every one has heard that saying "the greatest thing since sliced bread" Got me to wondering what was the greatest thing before sliced bread came along?:shrug_n:

 

[Roberto71]

I'm sure just about every one has heard that saying "the greatest thing since sliced bread" Got me to wondering what was the greatest thing before sliced bread came along?:shrug_n:

Going a year without syphilis.

 

[Claremonster]

Not being somewhere in the middle, or near the bottom, of the food chain.

 

[TipRoast]

Knives.

 

[bideau]

Just to set the time frame, sliced bread was first sold in 1928. So there's a lot of history to be covered.

 

[Beaglebay]

Unsliced bread.

 

[RodgerGoodell]

lightbulbs

 

[bideau]

lightbulbs

True, but to use light bulbs, you need to have a power generator :shrug:

 

[Beaglebay]

True, but to use light bulbs, you need to have a power generator :shrug:

Science isn't his strong suit.

 

[RoadGrader]

in that classic movie "Quest for Fire" they re-portrayed the 1st actual act of F on M oral sex

which was way before even the invention of bread

and although the act was done for medicinal pain relief purposes and (pardon the expression) was ahead of it's time --- even before "The Naughty Nurse" porn was invented --- in my world view, that has to be the greatest thing :archive:

any way you slice it

 

[BostonTim]

in that classic movie "Quest for Fire" they re-portrayed the 1st actual act of F on M oral sex

which was way before even the invention of bread

and although the act was done for medicinal pain relief purposes and (pardon the expression) was ahead of it's time --- even before "The Naughty Nurse" porn was invented --- in my world view, that has to be the greatest thing :archive:

any way you slice it

Maybe. We'll see. Piggy hasn't got here yet.

Cheers, BostonTim

 

[bideau]

in that classic movie "Quest for Fire" they re-portrayed the 1st actual act of F on M oral sex

which was way before even the invention of bread

and although the act was done for medicinal pain relief purposes and (pardon the expression) was ahead of it's time --- even before "The Naughty Nurse" porn was invented --- in my world view, that has to be the greatest thing :archive:

any way you slice it

You really should not discuss oral sex and slicing in the same post.

eeek

 

[imapig]

Hairy nipple pierced mantits.
Nothing is better than watching people snickering and puking in their mouths at the same time.

 

[Darth Despot]

Either beer or oral sex, can't really go wrong either way.

 

[imapig]

Maybe. We'll see. Piggy hasn't got here yet.

Cheers, BostonTim

Oh hi.

 

[Claremonster]

in that classic movie "Quest for Fire" they re-portrayed the 1st actual act of F on M oral sex

which was way before even the invention of bread

and although the act was done for medicinal pain relief purposes and (pardon the expression) was ahead of it's time --- even before "The Naughty Nurse" porn was invented --- in my world view, that has to be the greatest thing :archive:

any way you slice it

Pro-tip: Never, when in mixed company, say "Man, that's the greatest thing since Oral Sex..." Just saying.

 

[RoadGrader]

Pro-tip: Never, when in mixed company, say "Man, that's the greatest thing since Oral Sex..." Just saying.

you might have a point there, Long Loin Cloth

you people are way more subtle what with those "smoke-ring" signals you developed to send up for Pocahontus to see

 

[Claremonster]

you might have a point there, Long Loin Cloth

you people are way more subtle what with those "smoke-ring" signals you developed to send up for Pocahontus to see

I'm more subtle than that, even. I use "Hey baby, my arrow will make you quiver," and my personal favorite, "You look like you got some Indian in ya" and when she says "No, I don't" follow up with "Well, would you like to?"

 

[racehorse]

in that classic movie "Quest for Fire" they re-portrayed the 1st actual act of F on M oral sex

which was way before even the invention of bread

and although the act was done for medicinal pain relief purposes and (pardon the expression) was ahead of it's time --- even before "The Naughty Nurse" porn was invented --- in my world view, that has to be the greatest thing :archive:

any way you slice it

/thread

 

[BostonTim]

Oh hi.

Oh hi Oh yourself.

Cheers, BostonTim