All right boyos. I've saved my best for my most hated of all teams. Here comes some serious Karma.
A few hours before the game a video tape is leaked by Adam which shows his negotiations with the Patriots before he went to the Colts. The tape shows a liquored up Kraft decked out in a leisure suit and Belichick in a purple suit he borrowed from Michael Irvin with a yellow tophat with a feather in it. You know, all pimped out as we know Beli is wanton to do. Adam is pleading with the Patriots to let him stay because he loves the fans so much but Kraft is to drunk to care and Belichick keeps telling him there's no way he'd let him stay because there's this kid comin out of college name Gostkowski who noone knows is his illegitimate son and he needs to find a job for. Adam tries one last time to get the Patriots to keep him, offering to pay the Patriots! His agent's head explodes right there on the spot but Krafty and Beli still say no dice. Adam then grudgingly leaves the room, and then just to add insult to injury Colvin and Brady come in and look at the camera, read a letter from a poor dying child who's only wish is to see Adam kick one more time, toss the letter on the ground and then piss on it while Kraft and Beli laugh.
Needless to say this upsets the fans something awful and they all turn on the Pats right before the game starts. Walt Coleman puts tainted salsa in the Ref's pregame meal and takes over for him when he falls ill. The Colts win the toss and then drive down the field in oh, lets say 1 play and score. But Darth Polian orders Grungy Dungy to go for two and the score is now 8-0 Colts. Harrison runs in to the end zone after the two pointer and starts making a "snow angel"
Some disgruntled dying kids break out from the crowd and kidnap Brady, leaving Matt Cassell to carry the load. He does ok until he actually takes the field where he fumbles the snap and Dwight Freeny picks it up and spins 80 yards in to the end zone. He then spikes the ball and flops face first to the ground in an obvious parody of Brady's snow bowl TD run. Thwy of course go for 2 again and get it. 16-0 Colts
Next up on the kickoff Maroney fields the ball but then stops dead in his tracks. He takes his helmet off and it's it's... Marlon Mcree? Troy Brown then runs over and strips the ball from him and it falls to the ground. Manning, who Darth Polian has ordered on to the kickoff team, scoops up the ball and prances his way to the end zone, stopp behind his blockers to give them audibles, all the way in. He then pulls out a musket and fires it in to the crowd, hitting Lori Baranski.
This continues on and on, until the final score is Colts 672 Pats 0
The NFL, being so impressed with the win, not only gives the Colts this year's Superbowl but gives them the three that the Pats won as well.
After the game with the fans being angered they lynch the franchise and force it to move brick by brick to some shit hole like Tulsa Oklahoma.
