All noobs must answer the following multiple-choice questions before it can be satisfactorarirly determined that they are acceptable contributors.
1.) Lesbian porno is:
a.] hot
b.] a turn-on
c.] makes me have an accident in my Jockey shorts
d.] all of the above
2.) Real Dolls are:
a.] perfectly socially acceptable
b.] easy to clean if you use hot water and soap
c.] okay to play dress-up with
d.] all of the above
3.) The Colts, Dolphins, Raiders, and Broncos:
a.] suck
b.] way suck
c.] suck big-time
d.] all of the above
4.) The best acting job in history was done by:
a.] Tim Curry in "It"
b.] Tim Curry in "Clue"
c.] Tim Curry in "Legend"
d.] Tim Curry in "The Three Musketeers"
5.) The hottest chick in the world is:
a.] Reon Kadena
b.] Jennifer Love Hewitt
c.] Salma Hayek
d.] anyone willing and fairly conscious
6.) Lawyers are:
a.] all scum except for SOKB
b.] soulless and evil except for SOKB
c.] heartless and wicked except for SOKB
d.] excellent shots
7.) Hot teens are:
a.] acceptable for ogling but nothing more
b.] off-limits if they're 16 or under
c.] if 18 or older, good for putting, er, massage oil on
d.] all of the above
8.) Surfing for pr0n is:
a.] an admirable pastime if the wife isn't around
b.] fun to do as long as your keyboard isn't sticky
c.] not a good idea at work
d.] all of the above
9.) The best sports team in history was:
a.] the 2001 Patriots
b.] the 2003 Patriots
c.] the 2004 Patriots
d.] it's too hard to choose, but I think it was the Patriots
10.) You have uttered the following phrase recently:
a.] "Me so horny, me love you long time"
b.] "that is teh gay"
c.] "all your Super Bowls are belong to Belichick"
d.] all of the above
