The Pig Pen— Beware you WILL probably get offended

When a girl gets pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach and say "congrats" but none of them come and touch the man's pen*s and say "well done". Moral: hardwork is never appreciated. Only the results matter.
 
Holy shit, it’s real!

money quote from him:

"I enjoy eating bovine eyeballs and smuggling them out in my colon was the only way I knew how to get them out without potentially getting caught and fired."

1)ummmm....wut?
2) I wasn't aware that bovine eyeballs were so valuable that you could get fired for taking them home
 
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