The Pig Pen— Beware you WILL probably get offended

Let me explain:

The long-standing speculation is that this Latin word is altered (probably by influence of turbare "to disturb, confuse") from * manstuprare, from manu, ablative of manus "hand" (see manual) + stuprare "defile" (oneself), from stuprum "defilement, dishonor," related to stupere "to be stunned, stupefied" (see stupid). But perhaps the first element represents an unattested * mazdo- "penis" [OED]. An earlier technical word for this was Onanism..


Cheers and enjoy, BostonTim
 
A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg.The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.The nun said, Father, remember Psalm 129?"The priest removed his hand.But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again.The nun once again said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?"The priest apologized "Sorry sister but the flesh is weak."Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way.On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look upPsalm 129. It said, “Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.”
 
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