The Pig Pen— Beware you WILL probably get offended

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I walked into the pharmacy and wandered up and down the aisles. The sales girl noticed me, and asked if she can help me.

I answered, "Yes, I'm looking for a box of tampons for my wife.

She directed me down to the correct area.

A few minutes later, I put a bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter.

Confused, she said, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?

I said, " You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers.

I figured if I have to roll my own, so does she.
 
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