The Pig Pen— Beware you WILL probably get offended

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imapig said:
I’m considered the jester
My boss is constantly warning my coworkers do not read my text messages or look at anything on my phone. And then he starts looking at my stuff on the phone and calls The VP in the office so I can show him. They keep saying they don’t want to look at it but then they can’t take their eyes off it. It’s like a train wreck you know you shouldn’t look but you have too… 😂😂😂
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My brother got called into the CEOs office and he gets there and the guy says I heard you were sharing videos of a girl getting screwed by a horse. He gets all nervous and says ya I did.
Guy says well show it to me will ya?

LOLOL
 
HSanders said:
here's the one he just pees himself over...😄

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I can't even stand the smell of sardines, so that was hard to watch. Funny, though. Like Norwegian Jackass.

Anything that'll get you through your shift at work.

I used to work with a girl who was really curious to see if midgets had proportional-sized dicks or not and, of course, there was a small crowd of us giggling like idiots as we tried to answer that important question one night by watching midget porn at her cube with the sound way down. The results were uncertain, but it was hilarious. That was before the days of cookies and data mining, but we had to keep it on the down low and not laugh too hard and attract attention which made it even funnier.

I didn't like midget porn any better than sardines, but there is no accounting for personal taste.
 
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