The super official; official Beaver thread!!!

[dred]

Be careful of the beavers.

 

[dred]

Computers make it easy to see beaver.

 

[FromDallas]

Was there really an episode of Leave it to Beaver where June told Ward.

"Ward, you were pretty hard on the Beaver last night."

I've heard people mention it but I personally have never seen her say that. Would be pretty freakin hilarious if she did though.

 

[easycome_easygo]

I kinda feel responsible for this thread. My bad.

 

[Claremonster]

I kinda feel responsible for this thread. My bad.

So, what kind of tricks can your beaver do? Can it pick up One Peso Coins from someone's mouth without using it's hands?

 

[southcarolina]

So, what kind of tricks can your beaver do? Can it pick up One Peso Coins from someone's mouth without using it's hands?

I heard it can knock down milk bottles with ping pong balls from 75 yards

 

[Claremonster]

I heard it can knock down milk bottles with ping pong balls from 75 yards

I thought only well-trained filipino beavers could do that!!!!

 

[easycome_easygo]

I heard it can knock down milk bottles with ping pong balls from 75 yards

That's one classy beaver.

 

[TITAN126]

Was there really an episode of Leave it to Beaver where June told Ward.

"Ward, you were pretty hard on the Beaver last night."

I've heard people mention it but I personally have never seen her say that. Would be pretty freakin hilarious if she did though.

Remember the "Leave it to Beaver" movie they made a few years ago? I think she says it in that...not 100% sure though. I think I vaguely remember it.

 

[WisColtFan7]

You can walk all over this beaver......

 

[3 Point Stan]

 

[No.1jag]

My beaver does tricks.

What a coincidence I am a certified beaver trainer and travel all over the country. I teach beavers new tricks.

 

[Spentcartridge]

Serving beaver.

 

[Spentcartridge]

Beaver hunter.

 

[Spentcartridge]

Beaver seeker.

 

[dropKickMurphy]

Somethin's Wrong With The Beaver

Kinky Friedman & Panama Red

She climbed the stairs that mornin'
Found him rather pale
His eyes they were the color
Of half-drunk ginger ale.

Faithful as a magnavox
Hung-up on a song
She cried down to the breakfast nook,
ward, there's something wrong.

Somethin's wrong with the beaver
Somethin's wrong with the beaver
Somethin's wrong with the beaver
The beaver I believe-uh is gone.

Beaver was a dreamer,
Never got it right.
Died in livin' color,
Lived in black an' white.

Faithful as a magnavox
Hung-up on a song
She cries down to the breakfast nook,
ward, there's something wrong.



Somethin's wrong with the beaver
Somethin's wrong with the beaver
Ward!
Somethin's wrong with the beaver
The beaver I believe-uh is gone.

Somethin's wrong with the beaver
Ward!
Somethin's wrong with the beaver
Lord!
Somethin's wrong with the beaver
Ooh!
Somethin's wrong with the beaver
Ha!
Somethin's wrong with the beaver
Beaver, huh!
Somethin's wrong with the beaver.

 

[spedmunki]

"Wynona's Big Brown Beaver"

Wynona's got herself a big brown beaver
and she shows it off to all her friends.
One day, you know, that beaver tried to leave her,
So she caged him up with cyclone fence.
Along came Lou with the old baboon
And said "Recognize that smell?"
"Smells like seven layers,
That beaver eats Taco Bell."
Now Rex he was a Texan out of New Orleans
And he travelled with the carnival shows.
He ran bumper cars, sucked cheap cigars
And he candied up his nose.
He got wind of the big brown beaver
So he though he'd take himself a peek,
But the beaver was quick
And grabbed him by the kiwis.
Now he ain't pissed for a week.
(And a half!)
Now Wynona took her big brown beaver,
And she stuck him up in the air.
Said "I sure do love this big brown beaver
And I wish I did have a pair."
Now the beaver onces slept for seven days
And it gave us all an awful fright.
So I tickled his chin and I gave him a pinch
And the bastard tried to bite me.
Wynona loved her big brown beaver
And she stroked him all the time.
She pricked her finger one day and it
Occurred to her she might have a porcupine.

 

[No.1jag]

I love valentines day
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[spedmunki]

What cartoon is that? It looks vaguely familiar but I can't remember what it is...

 

[No.1jag]

I don't remember the name of it either.