Oh yeah, and you just reminded me
Just about 3 weeks ago, I barfed. Now, hear-ye hear-ye: will anyone admit that they have puked in the last 2 weeks? I was on vacation on Cape Cod (yeah, it's not the summer, but it was still okay), and at the end of a long drive, we stopped for some takeout to bring back to the condo. There was a Chinese place next to a pizza and sandwich joint. They (you know, my loved ones), picked the sandwich place. I got sweet and sour chicken from the Chinese resturant. Well, it was actually excellent. Not too greasy at all, and all white meat. It didn't even need the sauce. It was SO good. Just what the doctor ordered. Everybody liked it! No problems, definitely no heaving that night.
A couple of nights later, I'm getting bored, and I decide to get some more sweet and sour chicken. I wasn't feeling all that good that day. So, I drive off to find that Chinese place. But, right when I got to the main drag (route 28), I notice another Chinese place right there. ISN'T THIS AN EXCITING STORY? I ordered the chicken, some fried rice, and I forget what else. I went back to the condo. I don't think I was even hungry. What a friggin' pig. Well, I took out a piece of sweet and sour chicken, and took a bite. It kind of sucked. Very greasy, and tough breading. And the chicken was awful. But Steve had to eat some more, because, it's there. I pigged. YUMMY-not.
The next day, we drove off to the Cape Cod mall. Now I'm pretty much a jerk, in that, I have to drive. Oh, no, not my wife. That would be too much to take. As we are driving I said about 4 times "I don't feel very good". My wife said about 3 times, why don't you just pull over, and throw up? Do you want me to drive? Response: "No, I'm okay". We get to the mall, and I don't even go in. I just stayed in the car, and tried to feel better. They come back in about an hour and a half, and my daughter wants to go somewhere special. But my wife drives off and says "No, dad doesn't feel good, we're going back to the condo". So we get back, and (drumroll please!) I threw up for about five minutes. You know, like when it is very acidic, and it goes up your nose too, and you know it is going to sting, and your nasal passages will be all stuffed up for about 2 hours?
For everyones info, do not go to the Chinese place in Falmouth across from the Stop and Shop. You will pay