jetstream1066
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So this past Saturday morning.....I hear footsteps coming up my stairs, then hear a door close. I assume its one of the girls going back to sleep. I then hear my 6 year old trying to get into the bathroom which is locked. I get up to escort her downstairs so she doesn't wake the entire family.....as I'm walking down the stairs, I realize the shower was on ......so I bring the little one downstairs....go back up to see why my other dtr is showering at 6:30 a.m, only to find her still in bed !!!!
I do a dbl check......all of my kids....and realize that my wife is still sleeping..... and both daughters are accounted for OUTSIDE OF THE BATHROOM. So I unlock the bathroom....peek in....and find a woman in my shower. (No guys she was not hot)
I wake the wife....tell her to call 911 and get her and the kids out of the house.....The wife grabs the kids and leaves the house.....911 is called. Like an idiot, I go back into the house to see if anybody else is in there.....then realize it's not such a good idea....so I leave. 5 cop cars show up....run into the house.....a few of them unholster their weapon......I follow them in and wait downstairs. A few minutes later, they ask me to go upstairs. Apparently the woman finished her shower and felt the need to crawl into my bed. So now she is naked in my bed and is covering herself with the blanket. I walk in the room and she says, very happily "Hi, how are you" !! I explain I have no idea who she is....but she insists I am her husband from El Salvador.
They get her dressed and downstairs where she tells them my daughters are her kids. She is wearing only pajamas and slippers and it was friggin cold that morning. Eventually she is given a first class ride to the local psych ward.
Worst part is she was sitting on my loveseat being questioned. After she is gone, my 10 year old asks "What is this red stain on the couch" Yep....that's right she had her friggin period. I run upstairs, and notice the bed looked like a crime scene !!!!!
Sheets, towels all thrown out. Comforter, blanket, couch cushion sent to the dry cleaners. Stanley steamer called in to clean the couch......thank god I have a plastic mattress cover.
It appears she was walking around the backyard and found the extra set of keys I keep hidden....guess I need a better hiding spot
Unreal
I do a dbl check......all of my kids....and realize that my wife is still sleeping..... and both daughters are accounted for OUTSIDE OF THE BATHROOM. So I unlock the bathroom....peek in....and find a woman in my shower. (No guys she was not hot)
I wake the wife....tell her to call 911 and get her and the kids out of the house.....The wife grabs the kids and leaves the house.....911 is called. Like an idiot, I go back into the house to see if anybody else is in there.....then realize it's not such a good idea....so I leave. 5 cop cars show up....run into the house.....a few of them unholster their weapon......I follow them in and wait downstairs. A few minutes later, they ask me to go upstairs. Apparently the woman finished her shower and felt the need to crawl into my bed. So now she is naked in my bed and is covering herself with the blanket. I walk in the room and she says, very happily "Hi, how are you" !! I explain I have no idea who she is....but she insists I am her husband from El Salvador.
They get her dressed and downstairs where she tells them my daughters are her kids. She is wearing only pajamas and slippers and it was friggin cold that morning. Eventually she is given a first class ride to the local psych ward.
Worst part is she was sitting on my loveseat being questioned. After she is gone, my 10 year old asks "What is this red stain on the couch" Yep....that's right she had her friggin period. I run upstairs, and notice the bed looked like a crime scene !!!!!
Sheets, towels all thrown out. Comforter, blanket, couch cushion sent to the dry cleaners. Stanley steamer called in to clean the couch......thank god I have a plastic mattress cover.
It appears she was walking around the backyard and found the extra set of keys I keep hidden....guess I need a better hiding spot
Unreal
